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brining the turkey 

1. Typically occurs when a condom is left in place following a sex act for a prolonged period resulting in a 'pruning' effect of the male member. Intoxication usually precipitates the act of brining the turkey.

2. See soaking. May also be applied to the act of prolonged 'soaking'.
George came home three sheets to the wind and had his way with Betty. Unfortunately, he was so hammered he wound up "brining the turkey".

As he awoke from his drunken slumber George looked down and saw that he had "brined the turkey".
brining the turkey by pruned November 24, 2013
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When you're so salty it feels like you're pickling yourself
I'm still brining about what that asshole said
Brining by toshkathemarowak August 6, 2017

Brining Day 

The day/night before Thanksgiving Day, famous for both turkey preparation and one of the biggest boozing nights of the year. Pickling your bird or liver.

Because "Night Before Thanksgiving" is awkward to say.
Hey, wanna get faced at Joe's Tavern on Brining Day?

I'm there.
Brining Day by Reeemer December 15, 2013
a conversation starter
me: we brianing
girl: what’s that?

Braising 

Braising is a non-penetrating sexual act whereby a girl rides a male cowgirl anf glides her wet snatch back and forth over an erect penis wedged between her vaginal lips and the male's stomach.
Roger blew a hot nut all the way up to his neck when his girlfriend jumped on top and started braising his engorged fuck stick.
Braising by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

jack braiding 

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hehehehehehhehe jack braiding
jack braiding by not josh ok bye October 29, 2019

Jim Branning 

“Fuck mate, you’ve got a massive Jim Branning on your cacks”
Jim Branning by Dave Plumber June 24, 2020