The Brady Petey Pat Band

The greatest band since Theory Of A Deadman. Most of their music is text based and deals with Kenny Power gifs.

Once voted as the greatest band never to play an instrument.

Or 2019’s answer to Limp Bizkit.

Is that Limp Bizkit?

How could it be? It’s just words on a phone... but I get what you mean.

What’s that band Chad Kruger tried to sign in 2019? Right, The Brady Petey Pat Band. Kinda gay right?

by MBP2000 August 16, 2019

Arm Brandy

A specific use of the word "arm candy." Used to denote that the arm candies' given name begins with the letter "B."

Brandon quit his job and moved to Las Vegas to be Celine Dion's Arm Brandy.

by boombasticsarcastic January 10, 2012

admiral's brandy

A furtive, illicit alcoholic drink. The term stems from the case of British Admiral Nelson, whose corpse was pickled, in brandy, after dying at sea & sparking rumours that his men would drink from the barrel.

"Son, don't tell your mother, but let's have a sip of the ol' Admiral's Brandy"

by giraffe-o January 12, 2009

BRANDY

Brandy is a girl that has standards but no limits. She is beautiful.. And amazing in every way. She is brutally honest... So you know where you stand and doesn't care wut u think of her. Brandy is loyal to everyone in her life but can fuck someone up real gud if there not as loyal back. Brandy is always down for a good time but knows that she has responsibilitys. Brandy is Brandy... And she likes being there for anyone at anytime

Hi I am Brandy lol ..I just described me self .... Humble??? Idk

by Brandy? September 17, 2017

tom brady handshake

When a girl puts on your 4 Superbowl rings and gives you a hand job.

Me: So what happened with that girl last night?
Joe Montana: Not much, I just got a Tom Brady handshake.

by MattyM1 September 23, 2015

Brandyn

He is a goofy, cute, wonderful guy that's can make you feel amazing without even saying a word. He's the kinda guy that would help you after you fall but then will tease you for being clumsy and make you laugh. He's there when you need him even if you think he doesn't care. He's a great boyfriend that makes you feel wonderful and amazing. He's Brandyn.

Girl: there he goes wish my boyfriend was like Brandyn

by Pakbxhrnjd June 11, 2017

The New Jan Brady

When someone emerges into a newer, better, funkier, sexier, bolder, more confident and stylish version of themselves after an intentional transformative experience.

Holy hell! Who IS that??? They walk with such confidence, their hair swinging with the sexy funk of a grade A mod. It's The New Jan Brady!

by JingleDangle June 19, 2019