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Barstitute

1. bartender that is also a prostitute.

2. A prostitue that frequents a local pub.

3. A loose bar patron (aka. The Welcome Wagon)
Brian and Sean and Chris have all slept with Cherry the Barstitute.
by diamondgirl453 September 27, 2010
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brostitute

a man who sells his body for money or really good coupons.
Ken: "I heard jake is a brostitute."

John: "yeah, I know, he's got great coupons."
by thee hammer October 23, 2007
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Bossitude

Bossitude: This is the attitude of a BOSS!
Yo I got attitude, yea I'm a BOSS so I've got Bossitude!
Bossome BOSS attitude swag
by jrr246 August 16, 2011
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Bastitute

A male prostitute of illegitimate birth. In other words, a bastard gigolo, or a bastard prostitute. Bastitute is a fun word to say.
You see that guy on the corner over there? He's throwing himself out to the girls like he's a Bastitute. He wasn't raised the right way and now he's just throwing himself out there.
by Zequa October 15, 2012
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Costitute

A small, delicate, Holsworthian lady of the night who is actually a bloke in a dress. To put it basically, "fiver a go".
"I travelled 84.6 miles to suck the teet of this Costitute, and it was only a fiver! Bargin!"

"I dont think they know it, but that Costitute has his shlong hanging out"
by The real Costitute May 8, 2009
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Booztitute

When a girl at the bar is hardcore flirting or simply giving someone the time of day in hopes to get completely loaded for free.
Man, that girl was a total booztitute. She got me to basically pore the entire bar down her throat while calling me different guy's names all night.
by The Maelstrom May 30, 2009
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Brostitute

Brostitute: Acting as a "bro" at any time or at any request. This is the most loyal form of being a bro.
Guy1: Hey bro, can you pick up some chocolate for me? I wanna impress a chick.
Guy2: It's almost midnight, but..sure bro, what kind?
Guy1: That double-sized box at that other walmart like 15 miles away.
Guy2: Dang, that's a bit away, but don't worry..I got this.

Guy2 is an example of a brostitute.
by Aresdos February 26, 2014
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