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acai berry cleanse

Yet another diet craze in the never ending quest to avoid simply eating healthy and exercising, it combines the all natural and recently discovered health benefits of juice from the acai berry (unsold prune juice left over from the 80's) with the effects of receiving no less than 50 spam emails a day on the topic (vomiting from shear disgust) to rid the body of unhealthy toxins (any recently eaten food) and unnecessary weight (water)
Dana: I need to lose that last 5 pounds.

Paul: Have you tried the new acai berry cleanse? It's all natural....like sticking your finger down your throat...but without all the negative connotations that comes with bulimia.
by calihog August 3, 2009
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barry

Typically a very sexy, sweet guy. Usually British.
If you were to look up the sexiest man alive, there would be a photo of Barry.
by BestCrush February 26, 2010
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Barry Dove

The biggest savage in the known universe.
Also a band teacher.
Knows every instrument.
Holy shit, is that Barry Dove?!?
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Rick Barry

A great basketball player from the 1960s and 70s who played for the Golden State Warriors. He shot his free throws underhanded and was the NBA's all-time leader in free throw percentage.

He's also an enormous douche of a human being. He made racist remarks about Bill Russell on TV, called a Michael Jordan dunk a "Chinese Superman" because it "had a slant to it", walked out on 2 separate families, and only came back into his sons' lives when they became famous basketball players, just so he could take all of the credit.
Rick Barry wonders why he can't get an NBA head coaching job, but I think it's pretty obvious. Most people don't want to hire a washed-up, arrogant, assholish, has-been douchebag as their coach.
by Jamaal "Silk" Wilkes January 12, 2009
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Barry White Night

(noun) When in a room-mate situation; an indicator that one intends to 'get laid' and/or romance a partner. Generally used as a request for privacy, although users can still apply the word to their own agendas.
"Hey, Jeremy, Josh. Can you all maybe fuck off for an evening? I am trying to have a Barry White Night."
by Vulture716 February 3, 2010
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Barrymored

To be sodomised by a gang of men and then thrown into a swimming pool. Made famous my ex-television presenter Michael Barrymore.
Did you see Keith last night? He looked like he'd been Barrymored!

If we see Paul in the club tonight, we'll Barrymore him.
by RockySamboa January 27, 2011
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Berry Colossal Crunch

The greatest cereal ever made. It has five different fruity flavors and is just like Captain Crunch's Crunch Berries cereal, but even better. It also comes in a huge bag that has twice as much cereal inside than a regular cereal box. The inside of the bag itself smells like wonderland. Berry Colossal Crunch is delicious to the point where you don't even need milk, or to eat it for just breakfast, and anybody will enjoy it.
Berry Colossal Crunch is the greatest cereal ever made.
by TheFiend138 May 25, 2014
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