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bootie crickets 

Bootie Crickets is a condition of acknowledged sexuality whereby the male or female of a species, upon random sampling of pheromone transmission, is so detectable to the opposite sex that it must be acknowledged and commented upon.
Man, her Bootie Crickets are barkin' tonight!
bootie crickets by T. Swafford November 27, 2007

Bootie Flu 

Prison term for HIV/Aids
Some people in the slammer have bootie flu and so probably are seen as less desirable mates to those that do not.
Bootie Flu by jeffie james macrow October 17, 2008

Bootie tickled 

Being agitated at a certain situation or upset about something. Otherwise known as being "butt hurt".
I was bootie tickled when my bro got to hit that jizzlebutt instead of me.
Bootie tickled by Natas 1485 May 21, 2017

bootie call 

Best thing that can happen to you, especially if the girl is hot. It's simply having sex with a friend
I have a bootie call, she is hot! I'll be over tonight!
bootie call by anton September 1, 2008

Bootie Call 

1.) When you make a quick hook up with someone you intend on simply having sex with, rather than forming a long term relationship.

2.) When you forget to turn on the number lock on your cell phone and you sit on it causing it to accidentally dial a number.
1.) I'm not looking for a commitment right now, so I'll just put in a bootie call. Hell Yah!

2.) Friend 1: Hey, why did you call me yesterday?

Friend 2: What? I didn't call you.

Friend 1: Well I got a call from you on my call log, see?

Friend 2: Oh, wait i had my phone on my back pocket yesterday. I made a bootie call.
Bootie Call by JokeKing212 February 8, 2009

bootie chaser 

A guy destined to flirt with every girl he sees in an attempt to score. Usually ugly, stupid, and in need of a bath.
Bootie chasers practically live in my school; many try to approach me, but I usually send them on their way with a "Get lost" or a " Go f**k yourself"
bootie chaser by Shawn B. April 14, 2003