bongtrepeneur

Someone who gets really stoned and starts coming up with different ways to may money with weed.

"dude, what if we crossed weed an a tree and got more weed"

"woah dude, we should be bongtrepeneurs"

by bongtrepeneur June 12, 2023

bonJORE

When non-native speakers (of French) try to say "Hi" and embarrass themselves in front of native speakers obliviously

Lady 1: "Oooh! France is so unique!" *sees lady walking by* "bonJORE!"

Lady 2:"Uh.. Bonjour!" *smiles nervously*

*inside the head of Lady 2: Oh mon Dieu, cette fille est une putain d'idiot inconscient et odieux!*

by strangerdangerbutnotmegetin October 1, 2023

bongoes

Similar in meaning to "good", but has the connotation that whatever is being described could be radical, extreme or unexpected. Can alternatively be spelt "bongos".

See also: bongoeman, bongify, beats the drums

"Check it out, this is bongoes!"
"Did you go to the party yesterday? It was absolutely bongoes!"

by Bongoeman February 26, 2025

Bongoeman

Someone who regularly or often is bongoes. The plural is "Bongoemen". Can alternatively be spelt "Bongoman" (singular) or "Bongomen" (plural).

Person A: "Did you see what he just did?"
Person B: "Makes sense: He's always such a bongoeman."

by Bongoeman February 26, 2025