Boner

A hardening of the penis when secually aroused, if this occurs u must stick it in a vagina until it sneezes out milk

My boner hurts.

by Hortonhearskeem February 28, 2017

boneritis

A disease that causes boners very often, especially in public places. The boners often last for half an hour and come back repeatedly.

I had a boneritis attack right when I had to give a presentation in front of my class.

by dk? May 28, 2005

Boner

The erection of a dick or penis

Oh dude, i just got a boner

by XXPurplygamingXX May 26, 2018

Boner

Something that seems to happen whenever you're with your accountant

Accountant: Okay, let's file this tax return for you
Embarrassed Client: I'm so sorry but I've got a raging boner just being near you

by JJ-DJ January 28, 2017

Boner

When the penis grows stiff due to a sexual arouse

Chad : Last night me and Skye watched the waltons!
Adina : O wow that's my favorite show it has such wholesome family values!
Chad : Uh yeah them walton girls gave me a huge Boner!
Adina : O MY GOD!
Chad : We were in your room I was pounding your sister's soft pussy while she was wearing your pink silk nighty! (Wink)
Adina : (slap) You sick bastard stay away from my sister and stay out of my room AND GO TO CHURCH!
Chad : Mmm I love your church all the girls wear sundresses which gives me a Boner!
Adina : (slap) You sick peice of shit stay away from my church!
Chad : Mmmm I love when you slap me it gives me a Boner!
Adina : (KICK)
Chad : I love when you kick my Boner it makes me cum!
Adina : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!
Chad : Mmm female cops give me a Boner!

by SlopNChop August 31, 2020

bonerized

an adverb. The state of being erect.

When Billy saw Sally in her sexy outfit he became completly bonerized.

by Sarah Gibbs May 7, 2008

Boner

A person who is a huge fan of the hit VR game Boneworks.

Person - Yo did you see the new Boneworks update?
Person2 - Yeah bro, I'm a total Boner.

by MensPinkSatchel February 10, 2022