bollox

mans testicles, or something that you find is total CRAP!

Now thats bollox that is.And I dont give two fucking hairy bollox wot you think!!!!! You Slaaaaaaaaaaags!

by Samantha Williams April 30, 2006

bollox

literal:testicals
Irish:####, crap, nuts, arse, feck etc.
My use: anything good or bad (similar to'#### me, thats great!/thats #####!')

literal:ouch!my bollox!
Irish:that is just bollox!
My use:bollox!thats great!
other:you can go suck my bollox if you dont like this

by your ma April 30, 2006

bolloxy

eggy
ref:
what a load of bollocks bollocks"
When someone is becoming angry/annoyed

"Don't get bolloxy"
"he was all bolloxy at me for no reason"

by Yeah man July 24, 2005

Boliosis

When you’ve been carpet-surfing on methanphetimine and your back begins to hurt the next day

I got a bad case of boliosis

by Ayootabitha May 19, 2018

farkin' bollox

a traditional welsh language phrase, derived from the indo-european language of 'colloquism'. Used mainly as an expletive when accidents occurr. Can also be used on rare forms of expressions of happinness.

when hitting oneself with a hammer: "ow, farkin' bollox!"

or when doing something fantastic: wow! farkin' bollox

by all welsh beings October 13, 2004

beez bollox

To mean the best - Latest saying over the origina 'Dogs bollocks'

Cor, you're so the beez bollox man!

by Joey February 15, 2005

bolix

a gay fag, usually one that is 16 and hangs out on IRC talking about star wars.

damn it bolix stop being gay!

by Anonymous September 1, 2003