boilerplate

Generic standardized text which can be used over and over on various forms and contracts.

Don told his secretary "Just tack in the usual boilerplate clauses and send it out".

by Researcher135 January 26, 2017

Walmart biceps

Arms that have so much fat hanging off past the elbows, it is virtually indistinguishable from a superheavyweight sumo wrestler. This phenomena is commonly observed in Walmart stores, where the average shopper has said biceps.

Upon further examination of average "Walmart people" on any given day, the number of morbidly-obese, hillbilly shoppers with Walmart biceps was staggering.

by CapnMidnight August 6, 2014

boilerplate

1. The standardized, non-specific parts of a contract; the fine print that gets tacked on by lawyers to protect themselves and their clients.

2. The unsubscription notice at the bottom of bulk emails from the spam operations that bother to pretend that they comply with the CANSPAM legislation. (first used by Paul Graham in his groundbreaking essays on spam)

Origin: The American Press Association shared its building with a sheet-iron processing plant when it was founded 1892. Chicago printers dubbed the noisy American Press offices a boilerplate factory, and boilerplate became the word used to refer to the third-rate filler that the syndicated news agency turned out.

The failure of Urban Dictionary to exercise or enforce any right or provision of the TOS shall not constitute a waiver of such right or provision. If any provision, or portion of any provision, of the TOS is found by a court of competent jurisdiction to be invalid, the parties nevertheless agree that the court should endeavor to enact the intentions of the TOS. Under any circumstances other provisions of the TOS shall remain in full force and effect. You, the user, agree that regardless of any statute or law to the contrary, any claim or cause of action arising out of, or related to, use of the Service, its content, or the TOS must be filed within two (2) months of the time in which the events giving rise to such claim began, or you agree to waive such claim.

by Mike February 27, 2005

BOILED AS AN OWL

Drunk, smashed. Very drunk.

Otis Campbell was boiled as an owl before his trip began.

by hector j fatcat December 14, 2010

Boiled Peanuts

A delicious snack consisting of green (raw), unshelled peanuts boiled in salt water. This delicacy is typically purchased in gas station parking lots and roadside vegetable stands and consumed by southerners of all socio-economic backgrounds. Almost always served in Styrofoam cups and wrapped in the skimpiest napkin ever made, this salty snack is intended to be shared with family and friends although it is not uncommon for asocial types to devour the whole cup as to not share any with his wife/mistress.

Rich Birmingham Business Man: Mama, I got a cup of boiled peanuts for the Auburn vs. Alabama game.

Broke-Ass Methamphetamine-Addicted Construction Worker: Mama, I got a cup of boiled peanuts for the Auburn vs. Alabama game.

by Gary Vitalis February 19, 2007

boceta

A brazilian portuguese slang for vulva, pussy. In portuguese of Portugal, the meaning is completly different: purse, pouch. That slang is very used in theUnited States where there are big colonies of brazilians: state of Massachusets, Newark, NJ, New York City and states of California and Florida.

" She is not so beautiful as her sister, but has a very nice boceta ( or pussy )."

" Ela não tão bonita como a sua irmã, mas tem uma ótima boceta"

by Willhelmina Plowes January 15, 2010

bicentennial comet

Limited edition Mercury Comet issued during model year 1976; essentially a trim package involving US flag color scheme, and interior and exterior emblems.

My bicentennial comet brings out the patriot in me.

by Brendon Mosley January 29, 2010