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Boothism

1. Putting down other people's ideas solely on the basis that they are not your own.

2. Ignoring a glaring problem to opine on a mundane detail on a subject for which you have no business being involved.
1. I did NOT come up with that solution, it is GARBAGE.

2. Man #1: Help me get these kids off the bridge before it falls?

Man #2: Did they use water based paint for the hand rails on that bridge? An oil based paint should have been used, it provides superior performance in an outdoor environment. What moron used a water based paint?

Man #1: Boothism 101.
by Superdragout February 3, 2010
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Booth Slapper

Basically what a booth babe turns into while you're at other tradeshows. Much in evidence due to the poor economy.

She's been divorced at least once; smokes; has a peeling tan; hugs every man she gets close to and the perfect specimen has both a stupid name (or a good name spelled oddly) and a job title that is actually one step up from receptionist if you look at it too closely enough.
Salesguy: "Hey, meet Janneene. She's our Director of Marcom Integration."
You: "Behind the booth slapper?!"
by Uncle Des July 18, 2009
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Bigothony

The alpha version of all Ahonties in existence within the observable, space-time continuum.
Bigothony does not shy away from putting a statement he finds right.
He is always real, down to earth, usual of conservative political stance, and of course - bigotted.
"So the other day Bigothony told us this joke that was so hilarious but bigoted."
"Bro, I swear Bigothony is getting cancelled the earliest out of all of us."
by ManFromToronto September 6, 2021
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Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something
I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!
by Autohaulic August 9, 2008
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Wilkes Booth

When your railing her from behind and you pull out and bust a nut so hard it shoots her in the back of the head and she never saw it coming.
I was absolutely railing on Theresa last night. She got that vice grip pussy. I rearranged her for about 45 minutes and couldn’t hold it. I pulled out and gave her the old Wilkes Booth. Damn bear blew the back of her head off. She had to shower and wash that matted crusty shit out.
by Dick Onchin December 4, 2020
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booth bait

Very attractive girls placed in corporate exhibit booths as hostesses in high tech conventions and exhibitions, hired as consultants for the occasion to lure nerds into the booth.
The Tech Con this year is replete with booth bait up and down the main exhibit aisle.
by Joel D. Parker September 26, 2006
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Booth Jew

A person who sits alone in a booth, monopolizing that booth and keeping larger groups from using it.
That fat, ugly girl over there is such a booth jew because she damn-well knows noone is going to want to sit with her. There goes four perfectly good seats.
by TST-3M January 14, 2010
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