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Lorena Bobbit Smoothie

When a girl chops off a guy's penis because she's pissed, puts it in a blender, and feeds it to the guy's goldfish.

Special thanks to Jen for this idea.
You should stop fooling around. I'm afraid of getting a Lorena Bobbit smoothie.
by Lukas Becker June 18, 2008
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Lorena Bobbitt

An abused woman who finally snapped. She was verbally, emotionally, and physically abused by her psycho ex-Marine husband; one night after he raped her, she got a carving knife and cut off half of his penis. She was found not guilty due to insanity; her husband spent the rest of his worthless life working mediocre jobs including: wannabe porn star, limo driver, and tow truck operator...oh, yeah and beating his other girlfriends/fiancees.
1) Lorena Bobbitt brought the problem of marital rape to national attention.

2) If you guys abuse your girls, they may pull a Lorena Bobbitt on you.
by Bastard Deserved It December 14, 2010
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John Wayne Bobbit

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Elaina Bobbit caught John Wayne Bobbit with his pants down, so she decided to grab his weenee and bobbit! <sword is for illustrative purposes only>
by Mike Bozdog June 24, 2006
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Bobot

A redneck Robot. You can tell the differences between robots and bobots very easily. Bobots often wear John Deere hats and speak with a southern drawl. They can't compute shit. They're only good for manual labor and barbecues.
Yeah it's definitely a bobot, just look at that farmer's tin.
by Martonius April 17, 2007
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Areola Boobitch

A fake bar name given to a drunken male idiot by a girl who he won't leave alone. Often used as an IQ test.
Idiot: Hey baby, what's your name.
Girl: Areola Boobitch.
Idiot: Wow, that's so pretty!
by JulieU July 12, 2004
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bobbity wiggles

The motion created from fornicating so violently that the breasts on the female, or sometimes the male, end up flapping and jostling about with great force. Usually the party suffering the bobbity wiggles experiences a great amount of breast pain afterwards.
"Man, I tapped that so hard her breasts hurt."
"Was she suffering a mad case of the bobbity wiggles?
by Stykz September 25, 2007
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bobbitt punch

When you are getting a blow job and you punch the top of the girls head really hard, so that her teeth clamp down and bite your penis.
"Scott was into S&M and surprises, so he decided to give Mary a bobbitt punch when she least expected it!"
by Scott Stiner March 21, 2008
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