When a girl chops off a guy's penis because she's pissed, puts it in a blender, and feeds it to the guy's goldfish.
Special thanks to Jen for this idea.
Special thanks to Jen for this idea.
by Lukas Becker June 18, 2008
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1) Lorena Bobbitt brought the problem of marital rape to national attention.
2) If you guys abuse your girls, they may pull a Lorena Bobbitt on you.
2) If you guys abuse your girls, they may pull a Lorena Bobbitt on you.
by Bastard Deserved It December 14, 2010
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Elaina Bobbit caught John Wayne Bobbit with his pants down, so she decided to grab his weenee and bobbit! <sword is for illustrative purposes only>
by Mike Bozdog June 24, 2006
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by Martonius April 17, 2007
Get the Bobot mug.A fake bar name given to a drunken male idiot by a girl who he won't leave alone. Often used as an IQ test.
by JulieU July 12, 2004
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"Man, I tapped that so hard her breasts hurt."
"Was she suffering a mad case of the bobbity wiggles?
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by Stykz September 25, 2007
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