Bogardanese

A dialect of English in which the speaker mumbles every syllable of a sentence in a incomprehensible manner, but pronounces the last word correctly. Especially common among teenagers and tired people.

As her son walked out the door, he mumbled something to his mother ending in the word "mall". "What about the mall?" she said, "You're speaking Bogardanese again!"

by DRCheezyChunks October 25, 2010

bongard

The epitome of self promotion & creative crudeness

You see what Tom Green did last night? Yo, he's bongard.

by ... April 4, 2003

Butt Bogardter

One who bogardts butt.

Alex turned around and realized his butt had been bogardted.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

bogard

something that is bogus

that slurpus from 7-eleven is bogard.

by sexual_helon April 29, 2009

Bongard

A person who abuses power to achieve self-centered goals; a Nurse Ratched-esque individual

Also, a prostitute who trades sexual favors for heroin

man, James is being a total bongard and not passing the piece just because he bought the nugget.

Amy has been acting like such a bongard recently, i heard she ****ed ****'s ***** for some horse.

by zingbangboom May 28, 2009

bongard

pasty red head, thinks he's black, likes it up the butt, can't handle people having shit if he doesnt

duh->Chrisssssssssssssss bongard

by hairy anus April 21, 2005

Bogard

Someone who is extremely stingy.

Jesus, that man really Bogard’s his money!

by Trojan 88 July 20, 2020