BNP

Childfree term which means "Breeder Not Parent". Opposite of PNB, or "Parent Not Breeder".
BNPs are unwilling to discipline their children, ignore misbehavior on the part of children, and believe parental status entitles them to preferential treatment. They believe everything their child does is "cute" and cannot fathom anyone wishing not to be exposed to children. They disdain anyone without children, and feel superior to the childfree.
They are likely to bring children to inappropriate places, such as R-rated movies, bars, or fine dining establishments.
by Mnemosyne9 May 30, 2005
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BNP

The British National Party, who's presence in politics in our country makes me proud to be British. Contrary the misconceptions of the bulk of the population, the BNP are not racist - they in fact are tolerant to people of all religion and ethnicity. All they wish to do is put an end to Islamic extremism and tighten immigration laws.

The BNP is just as respectable a political party as Labour, Conservatives and Lib Dems. When member Stuart Williams said his dream was to "Shoot Pakis, that's all I want to do is shoot Pakis. I'm waiting for war. My dream is to have a transit van with a machine gun in the back, with about a million bullets to fire on people coming out of the mosque on Friday." he was simply addressing the issue of religious extremism. Sure it could sound racist taken out of context.

When member Steve Barkham told of stamping on an Asian man's head until blood began to pour out of his mouth and eyes, he was only displaying his passion for the traditions of our great white-skinned nation - didn't we used to have colonies across Asia? No it's a lie.

Vote BNP.
Tommy awoke early to vote BNP, then returned home, beat up his wife, molested the kids then decided to go drive around looking for a Paki to beat up. He put on his police uniform and set off to work.
by Chris Tomkinson July 13, 2005
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Blatant Nazi Plague. (BNP)

This condition struck the UK in 1982. It is believed that the 'Blatant Nazi Plague' (BNP) was brought on by the prolonged seasons of the 'Nazi Flu' (NF) from the previous years.

Nazi Flu originally came from a strain of an American virus called Kunt Kuntty Kunt. (KKK) (Come from the Cherokee word for CUNT).

Symptoms; The compulsion to wear 'Jack boots', tight jeans or army fatigues with braces, bomber jackets and white T-shirts. (NOT to be confused with Punks)

Full loss of hair.
Sporadic raising of one arm accompanied by racial tourettes.

Violent out bursts also known as a 'Pakibash' or 'Queerbash'.

Unquenchable thirst normally treated with Skol lager, Newcastle Brown or Kestrel Super strength.

The World Health Organisation (WHO) have stated that they have identified a mutation of the (BNP) virus, they have called this mutation 'Erectile Dysfunction Louts'(EDL) WHO found that this mutation is mainly found in white males with male relatives who have suffered with either or a combination of both NF and/or BNP.
Oh dear Raj, the skin headed men approaching us seem to be suffering from 'Blatant Nazi Plague. (BNP)' I do hope we don't catch 'Blatant Nazi Plague. (BNP)' from them!
by Alexander P Jones December 03, 2010
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BNP

Big nordic penis; to distinguish from BBC (big black cock), and identical with BWC (big white cock). Most often used in British slang, esp. among skinheads, where racial distinctions are salient. Only significant to the larger population to understand what the fuck they're referring to.
That brunette really likes sucking an uncut BNP.
by Germ Lucidius December 28, 2017
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