Bluterus

The female equivalent of blue balls. When a woman is aroused to a point where stopping the sexual stimulation becomes highly frustrating and/or physically uncomfortable.

Don't stop in the middle of getting your lady off, or she'll get bluterus and resent your dumb ass.

by Badwig February 11, 2017

Burka Bluetooth

When a somalian takes a crappy generic brand cellular device and tucks it on the side of the their head between their burka and ear creating a hands free device.

Micheal: Did you see that somalian using their Burka Bluetooth?

Steve: Yeah, right as she drove her car in me as i crossed the road!

by baby punter May 11, 2010

Blugold

The Blugold is the esteemed mascot of UW-Eau Claire. While nobody there knows exactly what it is, it represents the symbol of excellence and is sometimes seen in the form of a man dressed as a blue and gold bird, giving out high fives at the bottom of the large hill in the middle of campus.

Student from another college: "Hey, what's a Blugold?"
Student from Eau Claire: "I don't know, but its clearly awesome"
Student from another college: "Oh."

by alumni blugold January 7, 2012

bluetooth pissing

The act of standing and taking a leak hands free, in other words not holding your dick.

Dave is always bluetooth pissing, that's why his shoes are always wet.

by michaelh_66 June 10, 2008

Hijabi Bluetooth

The utilization of space between one's headscarf and ear in order to position a cell phone as an improvised (and most importantly FREE) bluetooth device.

Random auntie: YOUR HIJABI BLUETOOTH IS SO CUTE MASHA'ALLAH!!!

Random auntie 2: PLEASE MARRY MY SON INSHA'ALLAH

by Capt.Crunch89 July 26, 2011

blutorade

Blue Gatorade. Is there any other kind?

(Note: There is no distinction between Glacier Freeze or Cool Blue.)

"Hey can I pick you up anything from the store?"

"If you could grab me a blutorade, I will consider not killing your family."

by eebnupasplee March 5, 2012

Bluntonics

The Art of forming or rolling blunts to fit your way of rolling=

"Your blunt has a inch pinch on the end", "Your blunt ends in a skimped closed end", "My blunt is fat at the end burns slow an hits like a champ", This is Bluntonics

by Shadowking1943 April 25, 2011