Blurber

noun: Mindless nonsense; nothing of importance.

Tasha: I went to the store, and there was a cat, but then I had to buy bread.
Katie: What are you talking about?

Tasha: Nothing, just blurber.

by kitty980 April 23, 2011

BLURPEN

when one smokes purple and drinks budlight

bro me and my friends were BLURPEN for like 2 hours straight last night we were so retarted

by CHANCE OWEN May 25, 2011

Blurden

Something that is a blessing and a burden at the same time.

Taco bell is a blessing to your mouth, but a burden to your thighs, a blurden.

by Ninja World War January 25, 2012

blurree

Any frozen beverage like a Slurpee that contains stimulants and high sugar content such that a person is blurry after consumption.

Dude I never would’ve made it through the Night Shift without my blurree.

12 hours later I’m still buzzing after that blurree.

by eazyMac June 11, 2019

lil’ blurper

lil’ water buddy who blurps

“Blurp” , said the lil’ blurper.

by Sky Commander Winkie June 12, 2018

Bluzzed

A broad level of highness recognized by marijuana smokers. Bluzzed refers to the area between buzzed and blazed. Bluzzed was orginally used by an amazing pimp.

"Nigga, yo weed was some shit. I'm only bluzzed after three of yo fuckin fake ass bowls"

by Matthew Scott Fletcher February 20, 2006

bluezer

Blue coated ski area safety patrol. They typically stand around on the hill and yell at skiers and snow boarders as they go past. Their skiing or riding skills suck but that doesn’t preclude them from telling others to slow down. They can be found standing in the middle of runs or in the landing areas in terrain parks. They are best to be avoided as they wish they where cops but didn’t have high enough I.Q. They are always on the look out for “preps’.” Not to be confused with ski area Pro Patrol as they have an actual job function.

The bluezer screamed in pain as I landed on him in the terrain park.

by Switch Rider December 15, 2008