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you slumber, you blunder

A variation of “you snooze you lose” but much more fancy fancy Spansy.
Lily: “Why did you post a picture of me sleeping in class”
Me: “You slumber, you blunder”
by The kool kids February 2, 2022
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Blunder

A YouTuber and Twitch streamer that plays Pokemon Showdown. Known for his hit series such as "BL Knights". Famously switched his Swampert on Will-O-Wisp from Rotom-Wash during SPL. Also goes by ThunderBlunder777.
Blunder: Watch this
Pokeaim: Blunder no you will lose the game
Blunder: Fuck it
Pokeaim: I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT WE LOST.
by UrAverageHuman March 4, 2021
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flarpy blunderguff

Sex involving paint AND food. And no. you're NOT eating painted food.
When couple-few-many people having consensual sex acts involving food and paint is known as flarpy blunderguff. And again, NO one is eating painted food while having sex.

Getting naked, getting covered in paint, add some food and sex and everyone's happy!
by HappyLilClam January 17, 2014
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bladdered

A term used in Ireland to describe a certain level of drunkenness and is generally used when the bladder of the person drinking can't cope with the volume of alcohol taken and develops a mind of it's own.

Typical Symptoms include: unable to speak properly, only capable of emitting 1 syllable every 12 seconds, unable to walk, unable to control bladder, unable to understand plain english, trying to hail a shopping trolley for a lift home, urinating for 12 minutes at a time with a startled-deer look on their face, talking to shopping trolleys, sudden short-sightedness and long-sightedness at the same time, swaying, trying to copulate with a shopping trolley, proposing marraige to the policewoman, crying about the price of parsnips, pouring uneaten fast food all over the footpath, phoning the mother-in-law, randomly quoting descartes/proust/homer simpson..etc.
did ye see yer man last night? totally bladdered he was. couldn't string a sentance together. so he couldn't. They poured him into the joe maxi (taxi).

or

ah, jaysis lads, the girlfriends bladdered. can someone call a joe maxi (taxi)?
by Fergusg May 13, 2006
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Blundergrad

A degree given to someone who barely passes their undergrad classes.

An undergrad degree from a school with a poor reputation.
Yeah, I'm still stuck at UWindsor doing my blundergrad.
by JohnP. April 7, 2008
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blonderexic

1. Someone who fears being anything but blonde.

2. Ladies who are addicted to the bleach & highlights.
omg! Look at barbie over there. She's so blonderexic, bleaches her hair like, every week.
by ThePoisonApple September 26, 2008
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blunder crunching

Combination of "blunder" and "number crunching," describing the exasperating experience of trying to figure out which supermarket item is giving you more for your money on a dollar per ounce basis.

A lot of times these days supermarkets will break down the cost per ounce right on the face of the shelf price tag. However, sometimes you find yourself blundering through basic algebra, trying your best to hold your own. Forget about it if you're trying to convert between grams and ounces: you're just done, and you'll make your decision on some other factor.

If you have your phone with you, you can use the calculator function to avoid blunder crunching. In no case, however, must you mumble to yourself out loud as you try to do the calculations.
Don't be the guy mumbling to himself while trying to decide between Starkist tuna or the store brand. Keep your blunder crunching as private as possible.
by Ae5Ea8 April 6, 2015
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