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blueballer 

he who has the blueballs
B.B. is scared to jackoff so he is a blueballer
blueballer by chris and willy June 22, 2006
painful as hell condition that happens when your girl teases u enuff to keep you hard for a longa ass time but never actually makes you come...for some reason that cause a serious pain in your nuts.
my girl kept ridin me (with our clothes on) while we made out but we never fucked... i got blueballs so bad the next time she sat on my lap i damn near cried.
blueballs by ohithinktheylikeme November 14, 2005

blueball aversion 

When you masturbate right before the pain of a blueball kicks in, therefore averting the potential discomfort.
My girlfriend left right after she did a nice strip tease last night, so I quickly did a blueball aversion right after she left.
blueball aversion by Cosmictide February 28, 2009

blueballzation 

the feeling when you realize that you've just been blueballed
"hey man, sorry we cant go to Disney land today because something came up."
"the blueballzation is hitting me hard."

literary blueballs 

When a novel or series is anticlimactic, or gets really good and then just stops. A technique employed by author's to hold the readers attention, only to leave them unsatisfied.
In J.K. Rowling's series "Harry Potter", the reader experiences much suspense and excitement in books 1-6, only to experience literary blueballs with her unsasitfying epilogue.
literary blueballs by SnugBug August 1, 2010

verbal blueballs

When someone starts to say something i.e. a story or a thought, and stops in the middle of it without finishing. Thus, the original idea isn't completely conveyed, and the listener only knows part of the story, and must know the other part to be fully satisfied. Stems from the term "blueballs," the symptoms after receiving a blowjob without climaxing, although nearly reaching it.
My friend was telling me about a big fight she had, when all of a sudden she stopped and said "Whatever, nevermind." It was a huge case of verbal blueballs.
verbal blueballs by Aspano April 16, 2004