Blomer Blimpson

When you put a donut (commonly strawberry) around your penis, and a woman performs oral sex while trying to eat the donut.

Yo' man that bitch gave me a Blomer Blimpson last night.

by Zanethema September 4, 2017

Blofessor

Noun- Person. A woman who has gone far beyound being good at sucking some Dick. She has studied, mastered, could even teach others the fine art and make of a mans penis. So good at it herself that she takes pride in the work she does and owns the fact she is a blofessor.

She can teach a class of giving head. Call her Blofessor Renee

by Renee Blase September 7, 2015

Shit Bloke

The harshest of accusations. Used to describe a bad friend or a friend who acts in an unacceptable manner.

"Man that Jakey D guy is a real shit bloke, he can't even make anyone tap."

by ThePeoples January 29, 2012

blomeyer

a seriously sexy guy.
a blomeyer is someone who when walking past your just attracted to thier aura.
like BAM. you immediatly think 'hes the hottest person i've seen in ages and will probably see all day'
a blomeyer is just down right hot and near irresistable.
usually have brown hair and a voice that makes you say 'reowge'

dude that guy revs my engines what a blomeyer

by BernardandWally November 12, 2009

bloke

man, guy

by VAKI5 August 17, 2003

Top Bloke

Aussie slang which defines a male who has overall good social qualities.
The word "bloke" defines a male character while 'top" defines the overall quality of the person.

Mick is a Top Bloke, he got us front seats for the show.

by 5p3ctrum June 19, 2011

bloge

a very skinny, ugly and tall person with a wig made out of cheetos.

Yo, you see that bloge over there? Pretty ugly.

by Insan1ty_ November 2, 2020