Blondologist

One who studies blondes, their behaviour, as well as their social and economical impact.

Person 1: I don't know what i want to be when i grow up...
Person 2: Be a blondologist!
Person 1: Hey, that would be fun! I don't know if I'm qualified though...

by qazxsweccvfrr3456 December 19, 2010

Taco Blocko

The female equivalent of a Cock Block. The action of one female intercepting cock or otherwise stopping another female from receiving cock.

Chelsey was going to take Jake home and fuck his brains out but that bitch/slut Hillary gave her the taco blocko and blew him in the bathroom.

by El Brendito October 11, 2006

blockormore

A girl that only looks good from a block or more.

Dag, that girl is ugly. Yeah, she's definitely a blockormore.

by Eric P. September 22, 2003

bonko

(1)Used when showing an extreme amount of disgust; or disliking about something.
(2)Used when showing a large amount of pleasure or happiness in a certain instance. Also, can be used as a variant to the word "hype".
This word is meant to be reserved for only the situations that involve your highest levels of emotion.

1.(You just found out that your girlfriend slept with your best friend)"That shit is bonko!"

2.(Your friend asks you how having sex with the hot girl you met at the bar the night before was)"That shit was bonko!"

by in4parbrad January 11, 2009

blonkoid

A dumb stupid pretentious glasses-wearing blond

Ms. Forrester tried to tell me how atrocious I was. She's such a blonkoid.

by your mom imao October 27, 2020

Blonozzi

A spin-off of the last name of a certain South Jersey Piney woman--(Who coined the actual term) who claims to "suck so hard" that her hummers deserved their own name. Thus the Blonozzi...which i will get someday.

TtotheF'nMac's blonozzi flat out beats 1&9's 'not-worth-naming' hummers.

TFM gave the ol' blonozzi to DFM while The Raz banged the chach doggie.

by DtoTheFM September 5, 2008

Mental blonk

A state of confusion brought about by the excessive intake of alcohol.

"I've got a mental blonk, I can't remember where I put my keys".

by Jakerator June 19, 2009