blonderexic

Being so addicted to bleaching your hair that it's almost white, flat, monochromatic, and burnt to a frizzle.

Vicki Gunvalson from The Real Housewives of Orange County is blonderexic and needs to just shave her head and start over.

by Spiral Jacobs August 5, 2008

blundetto

A colloquial term for stepping in a pile of shit.

Silvo Dante: Whenever somebody steps in a pile of shit, it shall be known as a Blundetto!

by Suggs August 4, 2007

Blondediet

1) Food eaten prepared by a Blonde Chef

2) What a Blonde actually eats.

3) Sometimes Slang for Oral Sex on a Blonde with a "hot twat"

by Jenny L April 22, 2003

Blokette

Female version of "bloke."

'Ello there, li'l blokette!

Dude, there was this one blokette...

by IwishIknew... February 7, 2010

blondeturage

A cliquey group of blondes that tend to have a queen bee.

Ella- "I wish I could be a part of Lauren's blondeturage! All the guys are in love with them!"
Marty- "To bad you never will be! Your brunette!"
Ella- "Bitch."

by Mizagow May 1, 2008

Brodette

A girl who is like a sister to you; your best female friend or someone you can share anything with.

Uses:

1. To show your appreciation for

your female friend

2. To hide your pain when your secret crush bro zones you

Girl: Thanks, you’re awesome bro!
Boy: No problem; and you too brodette

by Warningstorm6 April 20, 2019

blondecest

when two blond people date and they just look so alike that they seem like they are related.

debbie: omg did you see? kylie and luke just started dating..

jessica: ewwww that seems like total blondecest... yuck

debbie: i mean they are stepsiblings

by borntouwu April 12, 2023