git yer bolmph on

To dance then fornicate with a new friend

a phrase that is utterly revolting when uttered by Paul's grandmother.

by Smiley March 28, 2005

Blomphed

Describes the appearance and state of a person or an animal totally worn out physically and/or mentally. They have a collapsed flattened look about them and are usually sprawled in a heap.

When she got back from the club she just sat there looking totally blomphed.

by Serota April 17, 2014

blompie

a man is taking a shit in the toilet, while a girl is giving him head

So I hear your girlfriend gives unbelieveable blompies!

by CRedsand2 October 21, 2003

Blompkernickle Bread

Bread or Loaf Commonly found alongside a road , or wide path. Usually the blompkernickle Bread is left behind by the Infamous Tiffany Blom in large diaper like sacks. possibly cloth diapers made at home by her mom.

That was quite the Blompkernickle bread that girl left behind while running.

by Bottachelli November 18, 2009

Bolmph

To get completely REAMED in your ass.

Billy liked Ashley. Too bad for Billy, Ahsley thought Billy was a retard and ignored him. So one day Billy snathed her as after school a bomphed her hard
Ashley: *screaming* No no STOP PLease leave me alone stop!
Billy: Can you feel that bitch? Can you feel my cock in your tight pink lil asshole! *pulls out and blows his load all over her fave and then farts in her mouth*

by RoloDEX November 16, 2004

blomp

A more appropriate sounding word for a blimp and its general movement

The blomp blomped around above the stadium.

by Adam Tuxbury September 23, 2007

Blompin'

Something so bad ass it's unbelievable.

Holy fuck shit that was blompin'.

by Brenden Barber January 9, 2009