Blessticles

A combination between the words blessed and testicles.
When a male has blessticles, they are blessed with the size of their testicles.

Person 1: Dude, whats up with your nuts?
Person 2: I can't help it, I was born with blessticles

by Jaapisgay? June 19, 2009

Boomstick

A sawed off shotgun, typically double barreled.

All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my boomstick! It's a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right... shop smart: shop S-Mart... Ya got that?!

by Rpk1157 April 20, 2019

Boomstick

The bat of Nelson Cruz which allows him to hit a baseball amazingly far.

Man did u see how far that homer hit byNelson Cruz off Justin Verlander in 2011 ALCS went, it must have been his boomstick

by baseball hombre October 16, 2011

beefstick

The erect penis of a gay man.

"Oooh Put that hot beefstick in my manhole."
"MMMMM. I love how your moustache tickles my beefstick."
"He has quite a beefstick. I'd bet he can get any guy he wants."

by thefuckler May 7, 2008

boomsticked

Shot

by Dan Was here November 4, 2003

beefstick

(Noun) A Beefstick is a person who is amazing at everything, both in World of Warcraft and otherwise. He's probably large in the crotchular region.

1) Damn, that guy from Cenarius is such a Beefstick! I wish I was as cool as him.

2) Random Noob: Wow, that Shaman's pretty good!
Random Noob2: Yeah, but he's no Beefstick, that's for sure.

by LOLGUESSWHO February 21, 2008

fattius bumstickius

an older and generally more revered version of the more unfortunate fatty bumsticks. An old person who though was thin in youth has put on impressive amounts of weight which his tired old skin can't support, usually resulting in man tits too, and the much feared zimmerframe made of titanium to support them, hence the veneration.

whoa there grandad, easy on the pies, you look like a fattius bumstickius

by oldkingcolejr May 21, 2003