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Get the bleeper mug.A medical device used to rupture and drain haemorrhoids. Also often used by geriatric homosexual deviants with abovementioned problem in order to enhance ass-fucking pleasure
Oh my God Norman, stick that anal bleeder so deep in my ass that it hits my second Houston line. Shove it in so fast.
Is it in? Fuck yes. Faster, Norman, faster. Deeper! Deeper! Wait! Not so deep! Yes, that's good. Yes. Yes. Yes... I'm coming! YESSSSS!
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Is it in? Fuck yes. Faster, Norman, faster. Deeper! Deeper! Wait! Not so deep! Yes, that's good. Yes. Yes. Yes... I'm coming! YESSSSS!
Let me lick the blood off your wrinkly face. Yes... Suck the bleeder like a lollipop before our grandchildren get home. Yes, Norman! Let me lick it off your hairy chin.
I love you.
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Get the Bleeder mug.A term used to describe a virgin girl whose hymen is intact at the time of her first penetration. When she is first penetrated, whether by a finger, a penis, or some other object, her hymen tears and bleeds.
I had no idea April was a bleeder when I fingered her at the movies last night. She's so cute, I thought someone would have popped her cherry by now. If I had known, I would have waited to do it with my penis. It just goes to show you that you need to ask, especially with pre-high school girls. Drat!
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