ball me blazer

Taken from the hit movie Dodgeball, many people use this term when playing basketball, tennis, or any other sport involving a ball. The coined term, ball me blazer, is just an easier way of saying give me the ball.

Paul: yo ball me blazer
Ryan: *passes him the rock*

by fattehboii June 18, 2008

blakersfield

Blake Shelton's hometown. Once he moved away to Nashville to start his successful and iconic Country music career. He became severely depressed and homesick. Thanks to Blakersfield, all those country people have Blake Shelton, so be thankful. Blakersfield was first founded on February 16, 2017 when Shelton performed at the Rabobank Arena. This is the momentous day in Blakersfield history, it has become an annual celebration to worship Blakersfield's ONE and ONLY God, Blake Shelton. His most famous quotes, "Blakersfield has my heart and my soul", and "God Bless Blakersfield, California" are a true representation of his love and adoration for his homeland. These famous quotes have impacted the lives of the citizens of Blakersfield, and is the only thing that allows them to keep going.

"Howdy partner! Wanna go to Vegas this weekend?"
"Nah man, let's go to Blakersfield instead."

by Blake Shelton is my daddy May 21, 2018

Nagasaki Blazer

The act of enjoying a sushi night with your spouse, heading back to your home and then later engaging in sexual intercourse, and right before climax, you create a volcano with onions and light it on fire, similar to what one would do at a Japanese hibachi steakhouse, and rather than using water to put it out, you place the burning volcano on your spouses ass, and but out the fire using the semen extracted from your climax.

Yo Carter, we just got back from Fujiyama and did the nagasaki blazer!

by D0m1n1c the D0nkey December 19, 2021

chevy blazer

awsome compact SUV from the 80's that still had impecable fuel mileage.

My first vehicle was a 1984 Toyota 4runner, 22r 5 speed manual. my second was a 1989 chevy blazer, 4.3l V6, 700r4 4 speed automatic. the 4runner got about 25 mpg's highway, not bad for an SUV. like all rice burners though, it's power band was at a high-gas-guzzleing-RPM. and it had only a measly 90 H.P. so it had to nearly be floored to keep up w/ traffic.

my blazer, with nearly twice the engine size, would easily get 35 mpg's. like most american "redneck" engines, it has a wide spread powerband and a low redline at 5000RPM. but because of it's wide powerband, under normal drivng conditions, it shifts at about 1600 rpm and idles at 480 to 500 rpm. and it has about 200 H.P. and near 300 Ft. Lb. or torque. so rather than guzzleing gas, it sips rather politely.

...until you floor it. then the RPMs jump up to 4000 and you can watch the gas gauge go down... that is, if you eyeballs arn't stuck to the back of your skull.

by 2fit661ca February 18, 2009

Trail blazers

An NBA team located in Portland, Oregon, commonly referred to as the "Blazers." The franchise holds the longest consecutive playoff streak in history. The team is named the Trailblazers because of Lewis and Clark who passed through Oregon while exploring the West.

Dude 1: The Trail blazers are the best team in the NBA, Kevin Pritchard is a genius.
Non-Dude 2: Dude, the teams from LA are better.
Dude 1: LA sucks, you suck, your gene pool sucks.

by Brentford April 14, 2009

blamer

Someone who blames everything on something all the time.

"I blame Tom."
"Wow, you're such a blamer!"

by Jockey Strap September 11, 2009

99% blamer

Someone who shifts blame for global problems onto the general public rather than a select few.

See: Bootlicker

So he's saying that he won't be friends with anyone who uses plastic straws or eats meat? Man, what a 99% blamer...

by userhandlegoeshere October 28, 2021