Buttered Meathole Surprise

a delicious dessert or form of anal sex or salad tossing.

Ingredients and directions include:
1. Melt a cup of butter down.
2. Put a female with her ass in the air on her stomach.
3. Pour butter all over her asshole.
4. Sprinkle with powdered sugar and cinnamon or your choice of sweetness
5. Pound or enjoy.

Im looking forward to my Buttered Meathole surprise after work. She has all the ingredients ready to go for a yummy time.

by Blake Dinkle June 29, 2009

blatted

To be wasted, drunk, stoned etc.

Man that hip-hop was rad the other night but I got so blatted I had to go home early

by robuttt October 12, 2006

Battered little spadge

A guy with a small penis who gets verbally abused by a woman

I gave him a good bollocking on the phone today and said to my sister.i dont mean to brag but i battered little spadge

by little sparrow May 16, 2017

buttered her roll

When a man pulls his penis out of a woman and ejaculates onto said woman's bent over ass. Yezzir.

John had doggie style sex with Jill. Then he pulled out and buttered her roll.

by Dritch1 May 6, 2015

she knows where her shit gets buttered

Referring to a female, or occasionally male, who knows where to go for the best deal, opportunity, lifestyle, and does so.

"I kicked her out and she went crawling back to you - she knows where her shit gets buttered!"

by Slic Ric September 10, 2013

buttered toast

Toast, which is bread put inside a toaster covered in butter, which is made from milk. Nothing else.

"Hey you want some buttered toast?" asked Jimmy.
"Oh sure Tom!" replied Jimmy

by Erzebetmen December 25, 2008

Buttered Zero

a phrase used by rockstar jimmy pop from The Bloodhound Gang to describe vaginas.

Jimmy Pop to Mark the Bagger: "we're tryin to hook you up with some buttered zero tonight, and Shitbirdz and I got a plan."

by heartagram_eric August 10, 2010