When you set fire to the pubic hair around the female genitilia and then extinguish the fire using only cum.
by MisterF15ter May 21, 2018

by Blastoise King April 19, 2006

by Ballin Colin July 1, 2011

The act of having wild vigorous sex while blasting sex music and timing your orgasm with the point the the music hits the highest note and screaming out the loudest moan that has ever been moaned.
“Ah ah ah ah ahhhhhhhh blastoise baby!!!!!!”
“Dude the couple upstairs were doing that blastoise thing again, it woke me up at 4 in the morning”
“Dude the couple upstairs were doing that blastoise thing again, it woke me up at 4 in the morning”
by Ash Ketch-Cum October 11, 2018

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025

Blastoise is a big cat turtle pokémon with big guns on its back and it mega evolves and gets three more guns on its back and wrists. it is a water type and evolves from wartortle, which evolves from squirtle. blastoise is the best starter in my opinion
Blastoise, go!
by Hugog November 19, 2019

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025
