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Blastoising

When you set fire to the pubic hair around the female genitilia and then extinguish the fire using only cum.
We tried blastoising and half of her vagina is burnt off.
by MisterF15ter May 21, 2018
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Blastoise King

Homosexual, a slur used to someone who is an idiot and should shut up.
by Blastoise King April 19, 2006
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Blastoise, it's party time

The lyric that should have been on the terrible song, B.Y.O.B, by System of a Down (Syndrome).
You: Blastoise, It's party time!
Blastoise: YEAH11!! AND WE DON'T LIVE IN A FASCIST NATION!
by Ballin Colin July 1, 2011
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Blastoise

The act of having wild vigorous sex while blasting sex music and timing your orgasm with the point the the music hits the highest note and screaming out the loudest moan that has ever been moaned.
Ah ah ah ah ahhhhhhhh blastoise baby!!!!!!”

“Dude the couple upstairs were doing that blastoise thing again, it woke me up at 4 in the morning
by Ash Ketch-Cum October 11, 2018
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dominique pelicot is blastoise

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😱:dominique pelicot is blastoise
by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025
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Blastoise

Blastoise is a big cat turtle pokémon with big guns on its back and it mega evolves and gets three more guns on its back and wrists. it is a water type and evolves from wartortle, which evolves from squirtle. blastoise is the best starter in my opinion
Blastoise, go!
by Hugog November 19, 2019
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Dominique Pelicot Is Blastoise

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😱:Dominique Pelicot Is Blastoise
by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025
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