blanch job

Synonymous with the famed over the pants (hand job). Usually causing the penis cuts and scraps And can sometimes result in bleeding. Not very often does the person receiving a blanch job actually ejaculate. Usually given by prude bitches who think they can hold out till marriage.

Son how'd your date go. It was OK dad but the prude bitch only gave me a blanch job.

by Mikey blanch July 28, 2010

blargh

an exclamation indicating that one has absorbed or is
emitting a quantum of unhappiness

by jamesymobilio August 23, 2003

blearch

To search within a blog.

Frank: "Hey man, you should look for that post in my blog!"
Mark: "Yeah dude, I'll blearch it when I get home."

by Rock Haskell May 11, 2009

Blacho

The act of recieving a blow job while eating nachos

Last night Amy was giving me head while I was eating some nachos. I actually got a blacho.

by MIKE FN HONCHO October 8, 2009

No Blatch

A way of verbally communicating immediate denial. Blatch can be used interchangeably with "Bitch" or "Batch" This term was founded by Krishna Evans in late 1999 during a Grant High School mens basketball fundraiser. It has since manifested its way into everyday use, especially at the Craps table at the Bellagio during March Madness.

Hey bro hook your boy up with a candy bar.

No Blatch! No free chocolates blatch!

by Jake Pounder September 20, 2018

carte blanche

unconditional authority.

I gave my boyfriend carte blanche. He can fuck me anyway he wants.

by GSPOT1 March 8, 2007

blanch boys

An unknown species from a ratchet area named blanch who are TRASH!!!
They also manipulate the gyaldem to giving them uck, job and twap #sickosssss

Their so full of themselves

They don’t buy bread and milk for their mumzys in the local shop?!

Blanch boys have brought beef to the motive.

by Murphyluke111 August 13, 2019