When one blasphemes very seriously, yet the act is so awesome that it almost seems worth the eternal damnation.
by Cooper Montana April 8, 2010
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It's also artificially created by forcing a crap. Taking a 10 minute crap in 2 minutes often creates a blap crap.
It's also artificially created by forcing a crap. Taking a 10 minute crap in 2 minutes often creates a blap crap.
by Fartasaurus Rex September 16, 2011
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Shoving, squirting or otherwise placing dope, drugs or controlled substances in your rectum, anal cavity , or ass.
Hey Goober, please help me do this most excellent booty blap, cause I wanna be higher than most kites!
by MaryJane Potter September 27, 2015
Get the Booty blap mug.A blow job rape. A blape occurs when an unsuspecting man has his penis taken advantage of by a typically manipulative cocksucker, forcing him to get his penis sucked even if it's against his wishes.
by bowlfullofjelly July 8, 2011
Get the Blape mug.Disrespectful of sacred things: expressing or involving disrespect for God or sacred things.
Basicly it's just offending people by saying things about their regilious beliefs.
Basicly it's just offending people by saying things about their regilious beliefs.
by Jafje June 29, 2007
Get the Blasphemous mug.Blasphemous archer, or Blasphemous Archers, are Archers that are Blasphemous to an official religion, or Neo Nickisism to be more specific. They are Blasphemous in the sense that they show minimum respect to the religious figureheads or the major god of that religion. They also tend to wield fine aims.
1. In the prospect of meeting a Blasphemous Archer, please report him to your nearest law enforcers, to have his bow liberated from his vincinity
2. So far, the followers of Neo Nickism has captured and neutralize up to 100 Blasphemous Archers.
2. So far, the followers of Neo Nickism has captured and neutralize up to 100 Blasphemous Archers.
by Not Garfield Qiu November 11, 2021
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by Sasha U. May 2, 2006
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