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bitchap

when unintentional shit goes down and everyone gets all bitchy. this is "mishap"s superior older sister.
"Did you hear what happened with Rachel yesterday in spanish? She was a complete bitch!"
"She got so mad about it, TOTAL bitchap."
by rookh,melissa,&morandi. January 7, 2010
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Bitchcapade

When your mom,sister,girlfriend etc. Starts to bitch about something and looks like she will never shut up even though you're doing what they've told you to do.
My mom kept telling me to clean the house and wouldn't shut up even though I was cleaning. She went on a long bitchcapade.
by Bmac. and chris March 13, 2011
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Logical bitchslap

To completely overwhelm an irrational thinker with logic, such that they have no choice but to accept the logical truth. A logical bitchslap usually involves one person berating the other over a poor decision and/or thought process.
Person 1: I'm thinking about buying boob implants for my girlfriend...

Person 2: That is incredibly rude and you shouldn't do it. She will perceive it as an insult to her breast size, and not as any form of complement. This can only lead to a strain, if not break, in your relationship. Which will only cause emotional anxiety in either parties. Imagine how you would feel if she purchased a penis enlargement for you. You would most likely take it as an insult to your stature and by extension your ability to perform during coitus...

Person 1: Ok, ok, I get it. Stop with the logical bitchslap already.
by JSchZBetoipi March 28, 2010
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B-More Bitchslap

Very Similar to the Harlem Bitchslap, but the only difference is leaving the condom unknotted so that some of its contents spills on the face of the female on the receiving end of the slap.
by Tigi- tigi-tiger woods ya'll January 23, 2005
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Bitchcraft

The art of pissing someone off by using the truth.
Bitchcraft: I paid for it so I can do whatever I want with it and you don't have any right what so ever to worry about it.
by Archibald Meatpants December 8, 2014
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bitchslapp

after meeting an individual who is being a bitch towards you, the receiver of the bitchyness will say:

"bitches don't make real friends"
A: "I was talking to Jackie the other day and she gave me a one word answer and then turned her back to me, so I had to bitchslapp her."
by Fake Name 203 March 29, 2010
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bitchnap

(noun) : a brief period of sleep that helps to remedy a cranky or bitchy mood, especially during the day

(intransitive verb) : to sleep briefly when one is in a bad mood
(noun): My cranky wife needs a bitchnap.

(intransitive verb): I'm going to bitchnap so that I'm not in such a bad mood when I wake up.
by vinnylove October 25, 2010
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