BITCHTITS

Bitchtits are breasts grown on men who are obese and or suffer from low testosterone.

Amos has got some fat saggy bitchtits underneath his ill fitting tee-shirt.

by HeyMzTFNY April 21, 2021

Bitchtits

1. A derogatory name for a friend who has achieved ultimate failure. The phrase is often accompanied by a disappointed look and facepalm and/or head shake.

2. It may also be supplied in a command.

1. Rachel - "Omg! Did you know July 4th is the Fourth of July????"

Tyler - "Oh Bitchtits... *facepalm* just... just no."

2. Travis - "Yo Bitchtits, Grab me a soda!"

Brandon - "Ok!"

by sweetsighlullaby September 20, 2012

Bitchtits

when a man's boobs are sweating so very profusely that a sweat ring forms around the outline of his tits on his shirt, and the sweat ring covers more than 50% of the circumference of his breast, his is said to have "Bitchtits". Scientists estimate that the sweat of a man with Bitchtits contains about 30% undigested mayonnaise.

"Did you see that fat, sweaty asshole try to run a 5K? He was rocking some killer bitchtits!"

by Jolly judd January 29, 2009

bitchtit

a nerd that thinks they are cool ( almost 95% of bitchtits are WoW or closet homosexuals)

dude, eric is such a bitchtit right now!

by miashol June 17, 2008

Bitchtits

A phrase used when highly frustrated, aggravated or in shock.

"Oh fuck, the Mavs lost? BITCHTITS!"

"BITCHTITS! I forgot I had class today!"

*That moment where you could have slapped this hoe, but you didn't" BITCHTITS!

by antiPENIS_lesbian June 29, 2011

Bitchtits

A lighter version of dicktits. Used if in a situation where one might be offended by use of the word dick.

oh freekin hell.

Oh bitchtits

by nutshak February 24, 2009

BITCHTIT

Usually a teenage boy who acts tough many times and rages when things go wrong, but in the end has a very small penis.
They use their toughness to cover up their undersized penis. In the end, they are a bitch instead of a big tough guy... and have man

titties.

Friend: WOAH! Calm down Jared! It was just a joke!

The Bitchtit: F U!!! Im too tough for you, Im gonna beat your pussy ass!

Friends: BITCHTIT! WE ALL KNOW YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS!!

The Bitchtit:*walks away sadly to his house with his small penis*

by That Scrub November 16, 2013