bitchfuck

To bitchfuck a woman is to fuck her hard, and with no romance, warmth, or tenderness. Fucked in a way that conveys disrespect.

No it wasn't make-up sex. More like a bitchfuck.

by Jim Inman September 3, 2006

bitchecker

A guy who thinks he's a hacker just because he claims to have a program which can delete other people's hard drive if you know their IP, but doesn't know basic computer knowledge (how to say DSL; what's his own IP; difference between a kick and a ping timeout...) and ends up just making a fool of himself.
Based on someone who went to the channel #stopHipHop, threatened to use his program on someone else, but ended up using the program on himself and deleting his hard-drive. Currently missing. The log of the event can be easily found on the Internet.

* bitchchecker (~[e-mail]) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~[e-mail]) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
(...)
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
(...)
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
(...)
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too
<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent
* bitchchecker (~[e-mail]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

by Captain Sham May 17, 2005

Bitchfuck

An act which serves to put someone in an extremely undesirable position or the state of being placed in said undesirable position.

It was raining and I got a flat tire. My cell phone was dead and when I popped the trunk I discovered that the spare was flat too. I was totally "bitchfucked".

by FatandFast December 11, 2011

Bitchsuck

Usually when one hurts ones self or fails at something. Pretty much when something just sucks like a bitch...

*walking through hallway casually minding ones buisness*
*stubs toe*
'AH!! BITCHSUCK!'






'so man i was doing a test today and i totally flunked'
'ohh...what a bitchsuck :/'

by Lealah April 7, 2009

Bitchcrack

The cracking of a bitch.

That bitch was bitchcracked for her behaviour to the other bitch.

by YEAHZILLE June 9, 2009

bitchdick

a. an extremely small penis

b. an enlarged clitoris that resembles a penis

That girl locks the door when she changes so that noone will find out that she has a bitchdick.

by Brittany October 4, 2004

bitchachi

A bitch-like person (typically a woman) that also exhibits a few traits of a classier person. A girl that reminds you of a run-of-the-mill hosebag that also will cook you dinner, clean your clothes, and laugh at your jokes. A lady with a lack of morals mixed in with occasional bouts of class.

That hoe made love to me and folded my laundry... whata bitchachi!

by The__Boss July 11, 2011