boyfriend bitcher

The overly annoying friend who becomes pissed off whenever your significant other is present, and for no apparent reason. The boyfriend bitcher is friends with both people in the relationship, however, is not a big fan of the relationship itself, and makes it known to both parties in obnoxious and bitchy ways.

Boyfriend Bitcher - "So Kathy, those new shoes are so blah blah blah, you're such a good friend, blah blah blah"

(significant other approaches)

Bitcher - (rolls eyes) oh. whatever

Boyfriend Bitcher - "So Steve, i love being your friend blah blah blah"

(Kathy approaches)

Bitcher - (rolls eyes) I can't deal with you two.

by Aunt Kathy August 15, 2010

bitcher fucker

A guy\girl that betrays their gender for an increased chance at hooking up with the other gender.

John is such a bitcher fucker. He told Britteny that I listen to nickleback.

by TheJewish Hitler June 11, 2017

Python Bitcher, The Pitcher

A person who plays baseball and moans about anything and everything.

"Shut the FUCK up, Python Bitcher!"

by Shondocker November 12, 2004

Bitchering

When someone is bitching and complaining (whinnying, crying )way too much at the same time.

Donald trump was bitchering his way out of the White House.

by ELROBALONCHES November 9, 2020

Bitcher nigger

Some nigga named Xavier

David: I heard bitcher nigger was molesting you
Matt: yeah he screwed me

by Bitcher nigger June 19, 2023

Bitchered

To make someone scared of someone or something

"BITCHERED IS THE NEW FUCKING SCARED, FUCKERS!!!"

by PUPPET THE BITCH March 15, 2021

bitcher

zoji

zoji is a bitcher

by bootylicious nutcrucher69 December 10, 2021