Green tea bitch refers to a woman who presents herself as innocent, sweet, and kind in order to approach guys who she finds useful, potentially in the sense of money, power, or purely fulfilling. (This is the green tea part). Yet this woman is actually calculating and all her good qualities are fake merely in order to appeal the guy. This woman uses many methods to achieve her goal, usually involves lying and being immoral. (the bitch part)
This strongly implies that this woman wants to intervene and destroy an existing relationship.
A typical example would be when a woman sends more-than-usual comfort and care to a guy who is in a relationship and then later shows him that he means a lot to her. And then this woman will try to reveal the existence of herself to the girlfriend/wife of this guy. When the gf/wife gets made, she will say things like "I am very sorry and did not mean to make your life like this" and the wife/gf is usually mad. Guys, who (stupidly) have the instinct of protecting the weak one, will usually start to fight the wife/gf and argue they are just friends. Then, with the great comfort and constant postive feedback provided by the green tea bitch and the ongoing madness with the gf/wife, the guy will typically break up with the original gf/wife and likely to start a relationship with this green tea bitch who appears to be very sweet, nice, and supportive, without being aware that this whole plot is directed by this green tea bitch.
This strongly implies that this woman wants to intervene and destroy an existing relationship.
A typical example would be when a woman sends more-than-usual comfort and care to a guy who is in a relationship and then later shows him that he means a lot to her. And then this woman will try to reveal the existence of herself to the girlfriend/wife of this guy. When the gf/wife gets made, she will say things like "I am very sorry and did not mean to make your life like this" and the wife/gf is usually mad. Guys, who (stupidly) have the instinct of protecting the weak one, will usually start to fight the wife/gf and argue they are just friends. Then, with the great comfort and constant postive feedback provided by the green tea bitch and the ongoing madness with the gf/wife, the guy will typically break up with the original gf/wife and likely to start a relationship with this green tea bitch who appears to be very sweet, nice, and supportive, without being aware that this whole plot is directed by this green tea bitch.
"This girl called Rebecca is sending my husband her naked pictures and she was so 'hurt' after I forced my husband to break with her. And now she is visiting my husband in Boston this May."
"Oh, what a green tea bitch".
"Oh, what a green tea bitch".
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The inability to acquire positive attention from the female gender, i.e. women typically
this syndrome affects predominately males and is a terminal illness,
it shows its symptoms at an early age at 14 or 15
if the individual struggles to find an even temporary mate and is stuck in a perpetual state of "bitchlessness"
it is safe to say the individual in question has this syndrome
this syndrome affects predominately males and is a terminal illness,
it shows its symptoms at an early age at 14 or 15
if the individual struggles to find an even temporary mate and is stuck in a perpetual state of "bitchlessness"
it is safe to say the individual in question has this syndrome
"the boy suffered deeply from no bitches syndrome causing him to die a virgin and with noone to continue his bloodline"
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"Nah not tonight"
"Dude come on, "don't be a bitch""
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"Nah not tonight"
"Dude come on, "don't be a bitch""
"Ok fine, just a baby dab"
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