birdfinger

Affectionate nickname for that special middle finger that so clearly tells someone to fuck off.

As the pushy waiter moved quickly away from our table after forcefully taking our orders, I caught my 90-year-old mother giving him the birdfinger from her demurely napkined lap.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2019

Biffy Clyro

Often hailed as one of the top rock acts to come from Scotland in recent years, been on the underground radar for most of their career & still to this year (early 2011) are quite unknown despite working their arses off.
Achieved moderate commercial fame from the use of their song ''many of Horror'' being covered by X-Factor winner matt cardle.
Most notable for their time signatures, energetic gigs, Simons screams as he smashes his strings on his guitar during heavier songs, playing topless, thick scottish accents & being very crowd friendly + Simon their singer at times sounding quite like Cobain & Grohl (see ''eradicate the doubt'')
Genre: alt-rock/hardcore/indie
Fan chant: MON THE BIFF

Annoying ''real'' Biffy fans often split the band into ''old biffy & new biffy'' where the latest two Biffy albums (Puzzle & Only revolutions) are seen as new biffy due to their change in record company & apparently a change in their overall sound.

''Theres No Such Thing As A Jaggy Snake'' is often seen as the core song to summarise Biffys music as it contains all of their trademarks. ''Bodies In Flight'' in my opinion is another good track to summarise the bands style

Annoying Indie biffy fan: Man Biffy Clyro suck now, only revolutions was so commercial. They have sold-out & changed their sound, ah the good old days of Infinity Land i wish they still made music like that

Die hard biffy fan: Firstly shut the fuck up & secondly I beg to differ the likes of ''Get Fucked Stud/That Golden Rule/Livings A Problem/Cloud Of Stink/Help Me Be Captain'' are still very similar in style to Biffys earlier albums which were gritty rock.
A band doesn't owe it to you to keep pumping out the same type album for their entire career, off with you & go listen to Oasis if thats what you're after & be happy that Biffy produced something you enjoyed.

by Dum1anddum2 April 4, 2011

Quiggle Biffing

The fucking of a fat chick

Dude, I was just out Quiggle Biffing

Biff any good Quiggles lately

by QuiggleBiffer November 18, 2010

Birfers

Crazy people who think Barack Obama was not born in Hawaii, USA. They Claim his Birth Certificate (COLB) is a fake, he was born in Kenya, making him ineligible to be President.

Groups that fall under Birfers: PUMA, Fringe Right-wing Blogs, Conspiracy people, Bigots, Sore Losers and mentally unstable.

by Krownick January 28, 2009

Birdfucker

Someone who is sexually and romantically attracted to birds. Like a furry, but for the avian species.

Ciara: Hey check out this game where I can simulate dating a pigeon! I play it for hours!

Joey: You’re a birdfucker, Ciara

by Matt Peracchi February 11, 2021

stiffington bo biffington

A cocktail, usually mixed in two 16-oz solo cups, which is made strong for the sole purpose of drinking oneself retarded. Also referred to as a "stiffington" or "stiffy" for short.

I can't wait until thursday so I can pick up some captain's and just rip stiffington bo biffingtons all night.

by stiffington b. biffington January 21, 2009

Bedtime Biff

A Bedtime Biff is a joint or spliff that is smoked before going to bed. It is often late at night/early morning as it is commonly consumed when its light outside. A Bedtime Biff can also be referred to as an illegal Bedtime, A Bedtime, or an illegal Venger.

Its getting light outside innit
"I'm tempted to roll my Bedtime Biff

by Venger for tea February 8, 2019