blunderbuss

big old medieval ancestor of the shotgun used by the original colonial gangstas.
Looks like a trumpet that you stuff with gunpowder.

Duke of Haphazard : Hand over your gold and jewellery, damn wench, before i blunderbuss your ass into oblivion!
Damn wench : No sirrah, may the good lord protect me, take all o' me booty...

by Flying Fandango July 16, 2008

bidunkle

(noun) a variant of the bdunkle (which is itself a variant of the blumpkin) involving sitting on a bidet for anal cleansing while simultaneously receiving fellatio from one's uncle.

After a bdunkle, it is customary in incestuous societies to perform a bidunkle.

by Mertt May 17, 2008

pussy blunch

When someone has pussy for breakfast and lunch in the same day.

Bob Hope was know to go on a pussy blunch here and there because he was such a clit titan.
(see "clit titan" for explanation)

by Pipe Line March 13, 2008

A Blund

A person who instead of accepting defeat in a argument says offencive things towards you that were in no way related to the argument.

Jen: Okay, seriously , ive had enough with your crap. You know i won the argument so go away!

Sam: You know what skrew you jen! Atleast i'm not fat. I work out. Unlike you!

Jen: Oh my god Sam you're such a blund!!!

by SatansBoss September 11, 2012

Blunder

A grievous mistake that embarrasses (or should embarrass, at least) the committer.

Only after leaving his office did Mark realize his blunder: he had put his tie on backwards.

by Diggity Monkeez April 8, 2005

Cunty Bigunty

and evil fuckin cunt bitch

Dude, she is such a cunty bigunty.

by KENt August 28, 2003

Blunden

the act of punching walls in a rage at precisely 1900 Hrs AEST

It's nearly 7pm - if you listen carefully, you might hear someone throwing a blunden.

by loudnoisrs August 20, 2014