bifftard

a person that cannot/refuses to be socially acceptable on the internet, and is mostly known to enter a chatroom and spam, then briskly leave without proper conversation
this is common when the user is bored and immature.

a relatively new term that is mostly Can also be used to insult a person generally, as it refers to someone being unable to interact in the proper manner.

*user#1 has entered the session*

user#1: hahaha!!11 OFMG! u all r gay innit LOL

user#2:wtf, go away bifftard, nobody wants you here..
*user#1 has left the session*

by JayCav June 19, 2005

Biffon Bridge

The bridge of tissue between the anus and vagina, on which a mans hairy bean bag is likely to 'biff' against during enthusiastic coitus.

I could hardly hear the telly for the noise of my nads slapping against her biffon bridge

by steviestevoid June 28, 2011

biffta

A vagina with a large camals toe

A big plump vagina

"Look at the biffta on that un"

by Bobby Kanker August 14, 2003

BIFFO

An abrivation of the words big ignorant f*cker from Oldham. Oftern used in outlying and central regions of Manchester to describe an individual from Oldham

Fuck me la cant be arsed w that biffo starting up

by Manc jesus April 7, 2021

Biffo

Lad from Edinburgh now living in Fife who likes to rub his Cock against guys.

He's a weird cunt that Biffo he just rubber his cock against me

by paul January 11, 2004

Biffo

Someone who comes to work with a different fucked up hair style every day, then when he is at work rubs his cock against you or puts your computer off on you just to be a wank.

Get your cock away from me, and what the fucks happened to my computer Biffo you wank

by Paul B February 1, 2004

Biffo

oh did I mention he is also a compulsive liar, see note above

get it right up ya Biffo ya fud, whit are you gonna do about this ya dobber, biffo sucks cock. he has a 2 inch dick and as for you Melrose your a fanny

by Paul B March 3, 2004