Emily Bather

Emily Bather has an amazing personality, great sense of humor and is short. Emily is someone who is stimulating, idea generator, talkative, and charismatic. Emily is always there to listen and doesn't take a good friend for granted. She will always treat you well. Emily has respect for herself as well as others, and she is always thinking of others. She is the most loving person you know. Emily is not forgiving, but she won't be pushed around. She is strong in her values. She's the one you laugh with every second you are together. Once you have Emily bather in your life, never let her go because you'll never find one just like her. She is incredibly gifted, but she never brags. Emily is always there to listen and doesn't take a good friend for granted. She will always treat you well. She's the one you always want to be around. She's the one you laugh with every second you are together. Once you have an Emily in your life, never let her go because you'll never find one just like her. She doesn't like liars so be careful. When you lie to her she will not forgive you ever. She is a great friend. Loyal and supportive, she will always listen to your problems with all her heart. Emily is also very fun and outgoing; crazy at times. She stands out in a good or even bad way but will always be able to make you laugh with her silliness. She is very insecure, however. She hides away all her sad feelings and is good at faking a smile.

Person 1: Emily is my best friend.
Person 2: Lucky- I wish I had Emily bather as my best friend.

by bryht February 10, 2021

brather

(brah-thur) He's your brother AND your father.

Ex: A man and a woman have a son. Once he is old enough to fire live ammunition, he sleeps with mom, impregnating her. She gives birth to a child who has a mother and a brather.

Son: Hey want to go light firecrackers?
Brather: Normally I would, except I grounded you for stealing my cigarettes, remember?

by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010

golden bather

A person who takes a piss in the water that they're bathing in. Sometimes they would even invite their friends to pee on them while bathing. Very similar to the golden shower except you're taking a bath in your own or someone elses urine.

A person who likes to pee in swimming pool is also most likely to be a golden bather.

by I Want ur Jew Gold February 1, 2010

brathering

bragging or repeatingly talking about iphones or other apple™ products
most commonly used by kids under 16

Ugh, that kid is brathering again!
He can't stop brathering about his phone

by candle_eater March 29, 2015

blathers

The most annoying owl you will ever meet. He'll also eventually take your fossil after giving you a 30 minute lecture about the fossil

(He's the smart owl in animal crossing)

Blathers shut up and take my fossils

by ImpactedBat1528 April 27, 2020

Bathroom Blather

When a person insists on having a long, drawn out, pointless conversation on their cell phone when going to the bathroom, especially if it is a public bathroom.

"Dude, is there another bathroom here?"
"No, why?"
"There's some asshole in there talking on his cell phone and I just couldn't take a leak."
"Bathroom blather is so fucking rude."

When I heard I toilet flush I knew that this conversation was just bathroom blather.

by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008

Blatheroso

One who is a master at extending a conversation for hours without saying anything useful. Beyond a casual blatherer, a blatheroso typically engages in considerable pontification and avoids reason, but will mistakenly feel they are the only one capable of making sense in any conversation. Also, while a common blatherer will flit from one pointless thought to another, a blatheroso will drag out one topic for a grossly extended time.

That proselytizing, religious friend of yours is a real blatheroso. I didn't think we'd ever get out of that creation "discussion".

by ZarroK February 11, 2013