beardophilia

An abnormal obsession/attraction to beards and men with facial hair.

I got a huge lady boner while waiting in line behind a bearded man and almost asked if I could brush it. My beardophilia is out of control!

by Treegerson October 25, 2013

beridot

DIEIDDIEDIDEIDEIDIEIDEIEDDEIDEIEDIDEI I FUJCKING HATE BERITOT DIEDEIEIEIDEIEDIDEI

BERIDOT IS ASS

by thanoid LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL October 9, 2020

beidouobsession

an account souly based off of a person simping for Beidou. and who can blame them, pirate mommy.

does anybody else just see an account named beidouobsession on tik tok commenting on beidou related videos?

by pakuhoeda January 11, 2022

Berdoo

Slang term for San Bernardino California. People moving into the area from the dust bowl of Oklahoma, Texas and Arkansas shortened San Bernardino to Berdoo.

Berdoo is east of L.A. on old highway 99 going out toward Palm Springs

by BloughMi July 6, 2014

birdo

A pink dinosaur with a bow, originating from Mario Bros. 2. Birdo is actually a guy, as stated from the instruction manual.

Dammit, I'm always stuck with birdo and Waluigi in Double Dash!

by Mark February 17, 2005

el beardo

El beardo is a nickname commonly given to the manliest of men. These men always of course have full grown grizzly adam's beards to show how awesome they are. People with this nickname are also known to be extremely succesful with the ladies.

Dan: Have you seen Caleb Hofmann's awesome beard?

Jessica Alba: O you mean El Beardo? Yea we had sex like eight times last week.

by Weston Zurbrugg February 20, 2008

Beardologist

Someone that specializes in beards.

Dude 1: "Hey, man, how long do you think it would take for my brother to grow a beard out?"

Dude 2: "I don't know, I'm not a Beardologist."

by Lightning Boy March 12, 2009