Post Ejaculatory Blindness

Temporary blindness experienced shortly after ejaculation

She offered to blow me while I was driving her home, but I was worried about post ejaculatory blindness

by bigstraightfollowing September 26, 2008

ultrasound blindness

Usually afflicting fathers-to-be and men and women who haven't been through pregnancy yet, this is a visual/brain problem that prevents a person from seeing in an ultrasound image where the baby is when it's perfectly obvious to the doctor and pregnant mother-to-be. Sometimes, but always, the pregnant woman will suffer from this affliction as well. You should worry if the doctor has it too.

Doctor: "Aaand there's our little guy!"
Mom: "Awww, he looks so cute! Doesn't he look beautiful, hon?"
Dad: "I-I guess so... Where is he again?"
Doctor: See? That's his hand with his 4 little fingers and thumb and you can also see his fingernails. And if you squint real hard you can see the individual atoms making up his penis."
Mom: "See honey? See his little peenee?"
Dad: "What...? I- don't... Wha...?"
Doctor to Mom: "He must be suffering from ultrasound blindness. Perfectly normal for fathers-to-be and village idiots. He's just not as awesome as you and I."
*both doctor and mom then laugh at dad's expense*

by thePenciler February 24, 2010

Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

by diablo581 February 10, 2008

refrigerator blindness

Selective loss of visual acuity in association with common foraging of the refrigerator. Predominantly seen in children and males.

"Honey, where's the orange juice?"
"Are you blind? Second shelf on the right!"
"Sorry, must be that pesky refrigerator blindness again..."

by ckarlo January 10, 2009

Horny Blindness

Horny blindness is when you are so horny you are willing to fuck the first thing you see. You will often regret your actions taken during horny blindness after climax.

Dang, I fucked Michele because I had horny blindness, even though she's an ugly hoe.

by selfproclaimedpussyslayer February 27, 2020

Porn Blindness

A close relative to the term snow blindness.

1. It refers to a person who has seen so much porn he is blind to its effects

2. A person who has lost the moral perception that porn is not for everyone and its possible need for censorship to protect those who dont necessarily like it.

1. I watched 14 hours of porn yesterday, after 5 it desensitised me.. after 10 i got porn blindness... the rest all I could do was listen.

2. Keith extended his phone to show us the moog getting hammered with accompanied groaning. We were slightly shocked at the reaction of shock of the other people in the bar, but Keith didnt even notice.

by Steelrat56 January 2, 2005

fanboy blindness

Whenever a fan is so "loyal" to something that they fail to see what's wrong with it. With a series, this may be the denial of any plotholes, bad creative choices, repetitiveness, or just plain stupidness. Fanboy blindess isn't restricted only to series, it can be used towards actors, companies, and many more things or people. The most prominent case of fanboy blindess in today's society is amongst fans of the Call of Duty and Twilight franchise. Someone suffering from fanboy blindess is generally in love with what they are defending, and refuse to accept any statements against it, and accept every or almost every creative decision made by the creator with gusto. They are very forgiving and accepting towards the company or creator, and are nearly impossible to reason with until either the defender becomes open minded, or until the defended finally makes a mistake so questionable it leaves even the fanboy(s) puzzled.

Fanboy: "Dude, are you going to get the new Call of Duty?"
Person: "Nah, the previous one was alright, but this one looks way too much like it, there's nothing new."
Fanboy: "ARE YOU DUMB?!? IT'S SO DIFFERENT NOW! THEY HAVE NEW GUNS AND MAPS, AND YOU CAN LEVEL UP YOUR WEAPONS NOW!"
Person: "Don't they release new maps and guns like every week? Leveling up weapons in an fps is just stupid..."
Fanboy: "WHATEVER MAN, DON'T BE A HATER JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE SHIT TASTE IN GAMES!"

Fanboy: "OMG I love Twilight! The new movie is amazing! Cinematic masterpiece!"
Person: "What? You're kidding right? How can you not tell how terribly generic and scripted the writing is? Even the acting is atrocious."
Fanboy: "You're just too dumb to see Twilight for what it is! Team Edward FTW"

A case of Fanboy blindness towards a company.
Person: "You know, Dead Space 3 would be a lot better if I didn't have to pay out of my wallet in order to upgrade my gun."
Fanboy: "You don't need the upgrades, and besides, it barely costs anything, cheapass.
Person: "But it could have been included on disk, there were like 11 day one dlc..."

by black white man April 14, 2013