Beermergency

A pilot declares this (like declaring an emergency) so he can proceed direct to his destination and drink beer at the bar ASAP because if he is delayed at all, he legally can't drink because he has to fly early the next morning (pilots may not drink any alcohol during the 8 hour period before flying).

Pilot: Delta 1965 declaring a beermergency and proceeding direct Portland.

ATC: Delta 1965, I understand you are declaring a beermergency. Cleared direct Portland. Do you need any other assistance?

Pilot: Delta 1965 also requests maximum forward speed.

ATC: Delta 1965, approved as requested.

by PDX Pilot 1 January 12, 2012

beemer complex

Noun. A condition inherent to drivers of BMW automobiles, causing them to overtake the fast lane of any road, and often in a belligerent, arrogant, pushy and assholish manner.

The moment he sat behind the wheel of the E21, Davenport began to feel the onset of what several Behaviorists have dubbed 'beemer complex.'

by James Hoffa Lincoln October 9, 2014

Beesters

Marijuana. Typically small buds

I just picked up a fat sack of beesters. Let's burn one

by LOSTinSMOKE July 31, 2018

Beemer

Man; Legend of Minneapolis MN. An individual that has a big ego and holds relevance as an artistic icon to the city.

The tale of Beemer. Descendant of the hunting party of Old Three legs; Detroit Lakes, MN.

by Beemstar July 26, 2009

Beesker

A duck that is very large and has a deficiency such as autism or down syndrome.

"Harry looks like a beesker."

by GoatEmp November 21, 2020

Beemer weiner

To be drive by cock slapped. Or hit in the head with a cock from a passing by car.

Yeah dude i was jogging down the road and i got beemer weinered.

by Michelle Kensington March 11, 2010

beemer

a fatass kid in 7th grade who thinks he sooo cool and who is going to fight the kid named julian over a girl. which he loses and dies of a heart attack and marries trisha poopinyourmouth and the fat couples will die 2 day

everybody RUN ITS BEEMER

by FATPPLSHOULDDIE January 31, 2010