Reverse beer goggles

When you think a chick is attractive before drinking, but after you have a new perspective from alcohol consumption, she's not so hot.

Dude, I was waiting to get a little buzz before I hit on that chick but now she looks gross. I think I have reverse beer goggles, I need to be sober and desperate to hit that.

by slipsonic November 10, 2015

beer goggles

entirely too drunk and think some one is way hotter then they are.

bro: dude she was so hot!

bro2: you had the worst beer goggles on

by mad dog 22 June 14, 2011

beer goggles

one of the best inventions ever. they help ugly people get layd. however, it is not the ugly one who wears them. the ugly must wish that someone is dumb enough to put them on.

'see that fine young broad down there?'
'take off your fucking beergoggles and see if you'll say the same thing tomorra'

by emohammers December 10, 2003

Beer Goggles

An amazing NJ-based rock cover band that gets everybody laid. Every night they play. Period.

I can't believe it. I finally got laid after this long dry spell. Thank you Beer Goggles!

by BeerGogglesNJ April 10, 2010

beer goggles

When a man embarks on a mission consuming excessive quantities of alcohol, the average woman can transform into a vision of beauty; a classic case of beer goggles.

A high-lariously game I found illustrates beer goggles perfectly. You can download it for free at texasnights.net for hours of entertainment to spice up your nightlife.

by John Hooper February 16, 2008

Reverse Beer Goggles

A condition in which the effects of alcohol give a person of the opposite sex unattractive qualities, but when they sober up they're hot.

He was all squinty and loud when he was drunk, but it must've been reverse beer goggles because when he sobered up the next morning, he was hot.

by Cat8040 March 29, 2010

Arabian Beer Goggles

The drunken act of arabian sand goggles.

When Henry passed out, we gave him the ol arabian beer goggles.

by SackScragglers May 15, 2006