benderitis

1. When you catch a case of the bends (being a bender*,hockey type).
3. You can't skate, shoot, or pass; you virtually are playing at the worse possible level.
2. It is very hard to get rid of it and the only file on record is from one, Bryan Lowe. And he states that the only way to get rid of the bends is to jerk off a lot and don't play hockey for two weeks.

-You don't want to catch benderitis, a few players of the Midwest tornados had it and never got rid of it.
-Benderitis will get you benched and if you catch it long enough possibly kicked off the team.
- I have caught benderitis and I couldn't shoot or skate, very bad situation but thankfully I only had it for one game.

by Alex Digirolamo December 12, 2007

Bell-Beefer

A Bell-Beefer is a fart with an unusually low rumbling tone that the recipient feels as well as hears-much like that of a subwoofer.

"When Bob farted, it shook the bench...what a Bell-Beefer!"

by Ruzo October 29, 2007

pretzel bender

someone who puts their knees on your side of the bed

taylor: "anna get your knees off my side of the bed you pretzel bender, I'm falling off!"

by I hate mushrooms December 16, 2016

D1 Breeder

A "D1 Breeder" is a woman that's at a minimum height of 5'10 and is naturally athletic and/or has a Toned Body and is called a D1 breeder because if you reproduce with her your son will have great athletic genetics for height which gives him a better chance to become a Professional Athlete.
Guy 1: My type of woman are the short ones.
Guy 2: I want my son to go to the NFL or NBA so I need a D1 Breeder to be his mama.

Guy 1: My type of woman are the short ones.
Guy 2: I want my son to go to the NFL or NBA so I need and I'm looking for a D1 Breeder to be his mama.

by Hoonigan4ever June 3, 2023

Hockey Bender

Some who can't keep their ankles straight in hockey. Hence there ankles bend.

Ex: Yacob Mengesha is a hockey bender because his ankles can't keep straight without tape

and mitch

by mr hockey45679 April 22, 2010

Welfare Breeder

Another word for Rabbit Scab. Basically a complete piece of shit who has babies to steal more money from those of us who work for a living.

From the looks of that couple with the latest smart phones and fine shoes with ragged ass children in tow who look like they don't see a cent of the free money their parents gleam from the tax paying majority, we have a welfare breeder situation. We are going to need a roll of duct tape and a sterilization kit stat!

by Expose December 31, 2014

Bender bending rodriguez

The full name of Bender.

"Your middle name is Bending?"

"Of course it is. My name is Bender Bending Rodriguez."

by AJAW October 11, 2004