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Upper Beeding

A rural shit-hole in the South of England, populated almost entirely by pretentious geese, seeking to make a living from eating shit and baby ducklings. Whilst many do comment on many Beedingers' sexual inactivity, it is apparent to anyone who visits there that the female Beedinger is highly promiscuous, and has every erotic fantasy, ranging from autoasphyxiation to bestiality, and back again.

The Beedinger is usually in tight with the resident of Steyning in every posible aspect of life, but always fall short of Steyning standards.
Dude 1: Argh, did you see that Upper Beeding girl?
Dude 2: Grr, what a slut!
Dude 1: How many geese do you reckon she keeps in her bedroom?
Dude 2: 10 and a half.
Dude 1: What's the half for?
Dude 2: She uses it when she get sexually bored.
Dude 1: FUN.
by JimmyJimJimJimJim May 11, 2012
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beeping the horn

Pre-shit farting. In reference to 'Dropping the kids off at the pool(shitting)
Hey Mikey, stop beeping the horn you smelly fuck
by Phinton April 6, 2008
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beeing

synonym of jammming/relaxing
inhabiting a state of complete relaxation
feeling care-free and relaxed
time usually spent in the company of friends and often achieved by taking drugs such as weed and cannabis
popular amongst british teenagers
when beeing people tend to act uncharacteristically and often find themselves regretting their actions the next morning
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