Bedstab

When waking up with a boner, the act of rolling over and stabbing the bed with your mickey. Feels magnificent

I woke up early and had a boner so I had a good Bedstab. Was doing it for twenty minutes

by r2dmc February 26, 2010

bedside table

noun; a person, usually female, who uses their unfortunate partner as nothing more than a sex tool and then proceeds to take their money as payment for the best time of the partners life. The money should be left on the table before the partner leaves the next morning.

not to be confused with a prostitute or hooker

trevor - "did you see that girl on the track? kimber?"

daniel - "yeah she was such a bedside table, worth atleast 50 bucks"

by rhodez2013 September 30, 2009

Bedstuy

Where it's at

Speaker#1:

Yo! where you at?

Speaker#2 (in Bedstuy)

Yo! I'm where it's at

by WhoamI?UshouldknowUreacomputer May 4, 2010

Bedside Blazer

A person who smokes marijuana in bed.

That guy smokes so much weed. He's definitely a bedside blazer.

by RCM9 March 7, 2011

BEDSHITTER

Its a generic term to describe an older person, who at best, has lost control of one or more bodily functions.

That Bingo hall was full of old bedshitters.

Florida.. the Bedshitter state.

by Reaver January 16, 2003

Besitos

Over used word on twitter

I want to be smothered in besitos

by Aedgyuk July 9, 2018

bedsicle

A cold bed.

You go warm up the bedsicle and I'll be there in a minute.

by mike h22 February 9, 2015