bed lag

The feeling you get when you fall asleep in daylight and wake up in the complete dark of night. Usually accompanied by slight dizziness and inability to balance yourself properly.

Friend: Hey, why're you walking in zig-zags?
Me: Damn it! Can't you see I'm bed lagged?

by Singularity November 16, 2009

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Art thou bedlamite?

Classy old english way of saying "You mad bro?"

a: Why does everyone watching stupid ponies?! FUUUUUUUCK DIS GAY SHIT

b: Art thou bedlamite?

by Fun1k September 7, 2012

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bedlam

1. the name of the rivalry between Oklahoma State University and the University of Oklahoma.

2. a place, scene, or state of uproar and confusion, crazy.

1. I got my tickets for the "Bedlam" football game.

2. The mall is absolute bedlam during the holidays.

by cardinal_fan October 25, 2004

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Performed by drunk guys who thought it was a good idea to naked swim. The challenge is to reinact the fountains at the Bellagio using nothing but the penis. Requires a demonstration of supreme synchronized swim with good bladder control.

Lolly: that was a great bellagio show last night!
Jodie: I hope the had a shower after.

by Phil The Observer June 11, 2018

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Beddage

A sub-category of bondage wherein various types of bedding, such as bedsheets, pillowcases, and blankets, are used to restrain a submissive partner. Additionally, sleeping paraphernalia such as eyes masks, earplugs, CPAP machines, bonnets, and snore strips, are used to simulate sleeping conditions or otherwise arouse one or both parties.

Sure I’m into beddage, I just want you to put a fitted sheet on the bed with me under it while a CPAP runs in the background.

by the beddage professor September 3, 2023

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