Bedazzled Douche Bag

Noun: Someone (usually male) who wears an excess of Ed Hardy brand and thinks he (or she) is the shit.

Example A: "Man, look at that guy! He really thinks he's God's gift to women!"
Example B: "I know, right? What a Bedazzled Douche Bag!"

by EmmeGirl December 8, 2009

Bedable

A sex partner that is NOT a B/F or G/F

I took a Bedable home last night and I thik I will call him up next weekend after my HUGE meeting. He can help me release some of the tension.

by Jolie76 June 11, 2006

Bedazzled

High on meth.

Dude, I was Bedazzled as hell last night!

by drumbuster93 July 8, 2010

Bedazzled cum bucket

When you bust your load on your girls face and the moon light peers in and makes your cum sparkle like a rhinestone

Bruh , I busted on Stacey’s face the other night and it shined like a bedazzled cum bucket

by HIUGLY79 December 5, 2018

babbledaddy

a babbledaddy is somewhat nicer than a heydaddy in that he actually engages girls in group in generally unstimulating conversation in an attempt to gain PM access. Will often drown the chat in obnoxious compliments

That babbledaddy would not shut up about her legs.

by Grandpa Matt April 15, 2019

Bedazzled

When you get burned by someone's outfit while having sexy fun.

While dancing around a campfire ass naked last Saturday Valerie bedazzled me. The gems on her jeans got so hot from the warmth of the fire, when we rubbed asses, she/gems burned. I can still feel the love!

by TracyFlick May 31, 2019

Bedazzled

When you’re so amazed by something beautiful you say that you are ‘bedazzled’.

“Dude I was so bedazzled by that girls beauty”

by Druggedsalmon November 23, 2022