beating off

1) Slang term for male masturbation.

2) Grasping a penis, then stroking vigorously in and up and down motion in order to produce an orgasm. Usually accompanied by ejaculation of semen.

See also: jerking off; jerkin the gherkin; jacking off; wanking; whacking off; beating your meat; chocking your chicken; spanking the monkey; slapping the salami; tickling the pickle

When your little brother is taking three showers a day, each for 45 minutes...he’s probably beating off!

by Cappy1 July 10, 2018

beating it

Beating it basically means jacking off

Austin almost got caught beating it

by Crf.500 January 23, 2016

Beavis and Butthead

Two of the funniest cartoon characters ever; got screwed over by MTV (the bastards).

Butthead: Hey Beavis!
Beavis: What?
Butthead: He said screwed! Huh huh huh!
Beavis: Mmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm! Boiiiiinnggg!

by Anonymous May 16, 2003

Beavis and Butthead

Beavis and Butthead were what made life worth living. Ever since MTV shut them down I had to buy the Beavis and Butthead tapes.
Didn't they air beavis and Butthead on bravo a while back? Ahh well.. Fuck wordMTV/word They can take their 51% owned shares of Beavis and Butthead and shove it up their ass..

Quoting Beavis and Butthead on here is an offence to them.

by HarryPothead September 5, 2003

Settle Down, Beavis

Spoken by Butthead to Beavis when he gets all crazy and stuff. Can be used to calm down anyone who's ranting.

"Fuck this, im gonna fuck the shit out of her!!"

"Settle down, Beavis"

by Grand August January 10, 2009

Goober Bearing

A device that allows constrained relative motion between two parts using a plasma-like Goo. The bearing exploits viscous fluid properties and provides a thin membrane of Goo for frictionless motion in a desired axis.

"The Goober bearing is the technological marvel of the 21st century, it will be the standard in future Oil-Car designs."

"Don't forget to use your hand-gloves when removing the Goooober Beearing"

"Here we are! The appropriate diameter of the Goober Bearing is 92.9 92mm"

"SO you have a shaft! It requires a Goober Bearing to provide motion in the Goober elements."

by GerlzandCarz November 30, 2011

Beavis & Butthead

Quite possibly the greatest cartoon ever made. If not for this show we would not have any other silly show we have today. Beavis & Butthead, while combining crude, childish humor, is very intelligent, which is pure irony considering the show's purpose and storyline.

"Heheheh...hey Butthead! Heh, heheh..."
-Beavis, the blonde dude

"Hey Beavis...you flipped the bird. Uhuhuhuhuh..."
-Butthead, the brown-haired dude

by Dave March 30, 2004