wiener bearing

Mechanics reference to the physical part of the male genitalia. Specifically the joint where the shaft tilts at different angles from the body. Often used in jokes and shop talk.

Hey Ken, heard you licked Danny’s wiener bearing under his desk while he was on the phone so you could get that new toolbox.

by Preventoriumboys May 5, 2021

sole searching

The act of looking at the bottom of your footwear to examine it for dog feces, gum or other sticky garbage.

After walking through the park where people often walk their dogs, I felt the need to do some sole searching.

by circushead January 27, 2007

benching

Benching is when you start dating someone you think is nice and who has potential, but you're not crazy about them. You don't know wether to keep dating them, or dump them and move on to the next one. This is where benching happens; instead of going for either of the above polarized options, you put your date in your mental 'maybe' folder and 'bench them' so you date around to see what else is out there.

Sarah: How's your dating life going, Jill, weren't you seeing that guy Jack?
Jill: Yeah I am, sort of. He's just ok, so I've been benching him and dating around more.

John: Hey Jack, how are things going with that girl Jill you're dating?
Jack: Idk man, I know she's seeing other guys, and I think I've been benched.

by ChemistryEscalationCoachMattA March 22, 2017

stop searching your name on urban dictionary

Please stop, we dont care what your name means in urban dictionary

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by aevin March 15, 2017

Pooh bearing

One who wears only a shirt, but no underwear or pants, like winnie the pooh

Put some underwear on, you're pooh bearing

by cyclaptor January 26, 2010

Batching

Pooping for two years straight if given the option the option to do so, and then never having to poop again in your life. You can select any two years to begin batching, but not when you're a baby because that's cheating babies already poop whenever.

Pooping for two years straight means constant shitting. There's no stopping until the batching is over.

Person A: I haven't seen Mike around lately, what's he up to?
Person B: Oh, haven't you heard? He started batching.

by vampireadjacent September 27, 2020

bowl searching

The process of searching a building for an empty bathroom. A successful bowl search typically relieves the frustration of uncomftorably defecating around others, although in less frequent cases the desire to urinate alone is a factor. Bowl searching can be done anywhere although it is most prevelant on college campuses.

"In college I did a lot of bowl searching."

"Sam went to the bathroom like 20 minutes ago. Jeez, what's taking so long?"

"He's probably bowl searching."

by A bowl searcher November 23, 2011