spread your beanage

a way of making sure that you create a recipe of chilli that crosses all types of beans, including chilli beans, kidney beans, pinto beans, and butter beans (at least 3 types of beans). Ensuring a spread of beans, aka beanage ratio within the recipe.

Jay: "Hey dude, this chilli is so good. I think there are at least 3 types of beans in this chilli!"

Matty: "Yeah, I always include a lot of different beans in my chilli. The key to a successful chilli is, you have to make sure, you spread your beanage."

by Slapping Theresa December 1, 2009

Beanbagging

Female version of Teabagging. Because women have a 'bean'.

How was your date last night?
We were beanbagging
Whats that?
Like teabagging but the other way round

by Freakboy182 September 24, 2011

kingston family beanbag race

We’re you wear your best vans and flyest khakis to the back of Louise van and party like it’s 1969 and dab with the fam squad

Ur gay lol Kingston family beanbag race

by Gayboylol October 12, 2017

Drained the beanbag

The phrase used to describe the action of accidentally having children.

Hey Chris I think my life is over, I drained the beanbag with Cindy.

by CON-CON_24 June 14, 2021

Laid on the cat's beanbag

The process of causing your eye to react in such away to pussy that it looks like a sideways vagina.

Shaun "laid on the cat's beanbag" and ended up with a picture on his phone that looked like a sideways vagina.

by MrPhilipsLikesGrease December 23, 2011

Thermonuclear Beanage

It's like a hydrogen bomb: You eat the normal beans first which causes the outer beanage (Bush's honey flavor) to create an uncontrolled flatulation reaction.

I just ate the second can of beans. OH GOD I CAN'T STOP THE THERMONUCLEAR BEANAGE FROM CREATING A HIGH PRESSURE ZONE IN MY INTESTINE THUS THRUSTING EJECTA OUT MY REAR QUADRANT!

by arecibo drake April 13, 2010

sexual beanbag

real beanbag: that comfortable thing laying around that you just fall into when ever you want that molds itself to suit you.

sexual beanbag: a person who does that exact same thing.

"She does everything he wants--she's his sexual beanbag."

by BrownsvilleGirl April 6, 2005