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Chino Beaned

Tim- yoo how high are u bro
Ant- Im fucking Chino Beanedddddd
by Pipity July 4, 2019
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Breaded Genius

someone embodying exceptional intellectual ability, creativity, or originality, typically to a degree that is associated with the achievement of unprecedented insight.
Usually associated with making videos and student council related activities.
Man I felt so dumb when I met Ironwood High School's student council.

Yeah I know right? They're a bunch of breaded geniuses!

I wish I was a breaded genius like those kids David Mayer, Darrell Perez and Matt Johnson.
by dmayes123 May 19, 2011
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bearded clam

Slang for hairy, and often fishy pussy.


See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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Bearded Clam

Dude, pass the floss. I had me some bearded clam last night.
by Cary the B May 17, 2006
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Bearded Sinner

Facial hair having no shit taking sex machine from hell
by Bearded badass April 16, 2015
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guildford bearded lady

A living legend resident in the Surrey town of Guildford. She is often seen sitting on benches in a leopard print coat. She has long flowing white hair which matches her similarly long flowing white beard. She allegedly eats children but as of yet there is no solid evidence.
Tourist: Holy shit it's a woman with a beard!!
You: No thats the Guildford bearded lady you disrespectful fuck.
Tourist: Oh my god!! Where's my baby gone?!
by Vince September 27, 2004
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Bearded Clooney

An man with a large bush getting deep oral pleasure so far that it appears the woman giving the oral pleasure has a beard as thick as George Clooney in Syriana.
I looked down and realized I was so deep, she looked like a Bearded Clooney.
by gclooney May 26, 2009
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